Another RedState Tantrum

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Today, Earl Pomeroy declared he would be Nancy Pelosi’s lap dog, despite the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office declaring her plan will exceed $1.5 trillion. Oh, they put back in the death panels and abortion funding too. It doesn’t matter to Earl anymore. He is going to support Obamacare and he needs to be painfully reminded that he is betraying his constituents.

I just sent Earl Pomeroy a pile of fake dog poop, only because the post office won’t send the real stuff. He needs a real reminder of what the Democrats are serving up and that he is betraying his constituents and selling out our country.

What’s next, plastic corpses? Eensey weensey coffins?

Steve in Manhattan
1:30 pm • Friday • October 30, 2009
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Choose Your Delusion

Douchebag of the Day This Much

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Capt Howdy

1:37 pm • Friday • October 30, 2009

Today, Earl Pomeroy declared he would be Nancy Pelosi’s lap dog

can’t possibly be true. thats Barrys job.

I kid of course. in truth I suspect that over the last few weeks Harry, O and Nancy have sometimes felt like Piscine Molitor Patel.

The story follows a young Indian boy who ends up stranded on a boat for 227 days with a hyena, zebra, orangutan, and a Bengal tiger.

SanFranLefty

1:44 pm • Friday • October 30, 2009

Plastic feti.

ManchuCandidate

1:47 pm • Friday • October 30, 2009

Ewick doesn’t even have the balls to put a bag of flaming dog shit on Pomeroy’s porch.

Capt Howdy

1:48 pm • Friday • October 30, 2009

btw
I have a very strong feeling that the tantrums are going to increase in size and frequency over the next few weeks.

pass the popcorn.

Capt Howdy

1:48 pm • Friday • October 30, 2009

@ManchuCandidate:
no doubt he feels some strange kinship with a bag of flaming dog shit.

Capt Howdy

2:03 pm • Friday • October 30, 2009

the dumbest criminals evah

al2o3cr

2:16 pm • Friday • October 30, 2009

Because clearly a Democratic congressman from North Dakota is going to be interested in what a bunch of far-right nutjobs from outside his state think.

I’d be more worried if they *stopped* complaining about HCR; that would mean that they’d managed to sneak some sort of nasty provision in.

Jamie Sommers

3:31 pm • Friday • October 30, 2009

Bright side: The socialist post office would probably be out of business by now if it weren’t for Erickson’s lametard postal fits.

Pedonator

12:21 am • Saturday • October 31, 2009

@Jamie Sommers: If only Amtrak could reap the benfits of Socialism, we might slow the increase in our nation’s shameful and deliberate excrescence of carbon emissions.

But Pony Express uniforms trump those of modern train conductors every time.

Pedonator

1:01 am • Saturday • October 31, 2009

Also, where the hell do you get fake dog poop? I really want to know.

Mistress Cynica

1:26 am • Saturday • October 31, 2009

@Pedonator: Amazon.com, darling. But use the Stinque Linque.

Benedick

1:41 am • Saturday • October 31, 2009

@Pedonator: Also: you want dog shit? I got dog shit. I will wrap it and send it you. Uh huh.

Pedonator

1:54 am • Saturday • October 31, 2009