The Feud Network

No, we're not coming up with five rollover gags.Geraldo Rivera v. Lou Dobbs

Rivera: “Lou Dobbs is almost single-handedly responsible for creating, for being the architect of the young-Latino-as-scapegoat for everything that ails this country.”

Dobbs: “Geraldo Rivera wouldn’t know a fact if it hit him in the rear end — and that would probably be an appropriate place if you wanted him to absorb the information.”

Analysis: Plenty of material to mine for both of them — you can just hear the dicks thump the table.

Really: No.Jane Hall v. Glenn Beck

Hall: “I’m also, frankly, uncomfortable with Beck, who I think should be called out as somebody whose language is way over the top. And it’s scary.”

Beck: “Don’t let the door hit you on the ass when you leave. I’m going to miss you, I am, whatever your name is.”

Analysis: This would be more fun if anyone knew who the hell Jane Hall is.

Do you have any idea how much time it takes to mask all these heads?John Stossel v. Lou Dobbs

Stossel: “If it means the Lou Dobbs kind of rants about immigrants wrecking America, I don’t subscribe to that. I think immigrants by and large do good things for America.”

Dobbs: “To hear this ass continue his act over at Fox News. I just can’t wait until he starts blowing bubbles in the air — that’s about all he’s equipped to do.”

Analysis: Whenever we think of Stossel, we’re reminded of Colbert’s shtick as an Eighties local anchor.

Put it this way: We could buy the new Magic Mouse if we charged for it.Lindsey Graham v. Glenn Beck

Graham: “Only in America can you make that much money crying.”

Beck: “You gotta ask yourself, is the problem the angry white guys or is it
the Obama-lite guys? Lindsey Graham, come on man, come on seriously, that’s it?”

Analysis: We’re awarding an extra bag of popcorn just for Beck making Lindsey appear moderate.

Or you could just buy a bunch of shit from the Amazon link.White House v. Fox News

White House: Fuck you!

Fox News: No, fuck you!

Analysis: Everybody wins!


Wait, did Lou Dobbs (who is that? have I missed something?) just call Geraldo a fag?

And speaking of fags, will all this outrage re the scapegoating of a minority be remembered the next time one of our elected officials goes off on how the gays are bringing America to his knees? And not in the good way.

Excellent wrap-up of one of the more ridiculous stories of the day. The ‘news’ gets more like d-listed every day.

Let’s see:

Faux – got two appointees fired and got busted for organizing some fat ass teabaggers to “protest” ’bout a black man in office.

Barry’s WH: got elected despite tagged as a furriner, got stimulus package passed, bill for public health care option, leaving (eventually) Gitmo/Iraq, etc, etc, etc, etc…

Not much of a Feud if one side continually gets it’s way.

Part 2 of “I’m just a Healthcare Bill”

I’m just a healthcare bill
Yes, I’m only a Death Panel bill
And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill
Well, then I’m off to the White House
Where I’ll wait in a line
With a lot of other bills
For the president to sign
And if he signs me, then I’ll be a law.
How the HC lobby hopes and prays that he won’t but he will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Lou Dobbs just wishes he had a child molester mustache like Geraldo or Stossel.

Geraldo Rivera adsorbing information through his ass was an image I did not need this early in the morning.

but funny.

@Capt Howdy:

Yeah… me too… especially since I think I absorbed that image through my own ass!

Masking be damned, Nojo, I want my five rollover gags and I want them now!

Seriously, dear boy, I seldom buy books online but I promise to use the linque if possible for my next big-ticket item, whatever it may be. Does Amazon have real estate listings?

@flippin eck: I’m wondering whether I want to buy the 3-cd + dvd muy especial 25th anniversary remastered edition of The Unforgettable Fire, available for $36 from amazon (lizst price $65, but someone’s gotta play to move those three stages all over the world). I have actually gone 25 years w/out owning a copy of it.

my avatar change finally came through.
he is smiling now. much better, right?

I did that a while back when some one whined
mentioned it.

@redmanlaw: And Im on the fence about th entirely remastered catalogue of Los Beatles, most mostly over mono v stereo. Or both.

Yes, Nojo my love, if any post was begging for alt, this would be it.

@Capt Howdy: Much better.The dogs are all hiding in the coal hole.

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