Leave Flag Desecration to the Pros
Left: WorldNetDaily discovers this abomination of the Stars & Stripes on eBay, regrets that horse-whipping is no longer permitted:
Indiana Code 22.214.171.124 states the following:
Sec. 4. (a) A person who knowingly or intentionally mutilates, defaces, burns, or tramples any United States flag, standard, or ensign commits flag desecration, a Class A misdemeanor.
Right: WND offers this lovely “Tea Stained” flag at its online store.