Whore of Calcutta Meets Her Fate

Excelsior!Hey everybody, it’s bonfire season! Break out the wieners, marshmallows — and Bibles:

A Baptist Church near Asheville, N.C., is hosting a “Halloween book burning” to purge the area of “Satan’s” works, which include all non-King James versions of the Bible, popular books by many religious authors and even country music.

Included in the Amazing Grace Baptist Church’s burn notice is infamous heretic Mother Teresa, who spent her life as one of Christ’s Concubines (so many brides, so little time). Alas, their list of Ungodly Country Music doesn’t include Miley’s Dad, but there’s still time.

Since the event is BYOB, you might check your shelves for Good News for Modern Man, the Evidence Bible, the New International Version Bible, the Green Bible and the Message Bible, which the church considers “Satan’s Bibles.”

Then again, as Texas has witnessed, burning Bibles without crafting joints from the pages is a waste of good rolling paper.

North Carolina church to burn ‘Satan’s books,’ including works of Mother Teresa [Raw Story]
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with a few notable exceptions I think most country music is ungodly.

having said that I find something tantalizing about burning Bibles of any kind.

I see that they don’t list show tunes as music to be burned. Which will be music to nojo’s ears.

(I will now pause so you can all come up with your own comments re ALW.)

@Benedick:
from the look of that website I would say its possible they are unfamiliar with the concept of showtunes

@Capt Howdy: There is that. Odd, though. Given as how James was himself a big fan of show tunes. The scandal of Nine beating Dreamgirls for best musical nearly tore apart the Anglican church long before bishop Robinson.

Why don’t they just burn down the local music store and library (assuming they have one)?

Again, I hate to point out to these Fundies about the sin of using SW whose father is gay and computer HW (despite the 1995 era graphics) that uses physics that originated in the god unfriendly theory known as the BIG Bang.

So, the Stinque Zombie Bible skates through on a technicality, i.e. based on King James, and not paper based?

We SO need to somehow get these guys vs. the Conservative Bible project. Nothing like some good ol’ internecine wingnut warfare.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I know. There are those of us who have not yet quite recovered.

BTW, @Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: , this is a total jack off TJ, but I’m too lazy busy to hunt down original pet health posting based on that Republican fool’s attempt to debase the idea of health care. You most likely already do this but if you don’t you should try to brush Thor’s teeth every day. Not only will his breath be kissing sweet, but his teeth will be healthy and you will avoid costly dental bills. We used to always do it. The dogs would line up to be next. Then we got out of the habit but now it’s every day. Once they get over the surprise they’ll enjoy it – apart from the dachshunds who are very particular about personal space. You get chicken-flavored tooth-paste and a dog tooth brush brush and you’re good to go.

Sorry if this sounds rather uncle-ish. It’s only because I care.

@Benedick:

yer gonna brush what now?
tell ya what. if you can catch me you can do it.

(those are my kids. Ghost (mouth open) and Daisy)

@Benedick:

Say “avuncular”. It makes you sound smart and also has an…ageless quality to it, if you get my drift.

I thought the constant supply of rawhide bones and yummy chew toys took care of that? I will take your advice, however, as I love to fuss with Thor anyway.

If they toss on the collected works of Joseph Campbell and that Celestine Prophecy nonsense I wouldn’t complain.

Liberals don’t burn books. Liberals don’t kill others (‘cept for the Weathermen).

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Biscuits and chews do a little. But trust me, if Thor already has tartar you will see it go away rapidly. It is VERY good for their teeth. We just spent 2,000k on dental work and it wasn’t for me. But more than that, as they age they get cavities and sore gums and brushing really really helps. And you don’t have to be slamming the brush down his throat right away. Just part his lips the first few times.

@Capt Howdy: Trust me. They will love it very soon. Poultry flavored tooth paste! Beautiful dogs, BTW.

@blogenfreude: Joseph Campbell can kiss my ass.

@Capt Howdy: nom, nom, nom, what cute furballs! Your avatar scares me, maybe you should replace it with one of them?

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Listen to Benedick, brush the teeth when they’re young and get them in the habit. Speaking of your lovely doggy, when are you going to post some puppeh pics on FB?

@SanFranLefty:

I must take some more. He is in an awkward, long-body-low-legs stage though, kinda teen-agy.

They get big so fast. I had to get him a new collar. I kept the old one, but it bums me out….

@Benedick: @SanFranLefty:
the Huskies thank you. I love them to death. they are both rescue dogs.

about the scary pic. not sure I remember how to change it.
perhaps I will make him smile. then again maybe that would be worse.

@al2o3cr: Hhahhhahh we should do that. That would be awesome. It’s like the wingnuts yelling at Graham last night.

Its important to remember about these book-burning fucktards, that all of popular culture, movies, literature, music, was already off the table for them, they burned all that years ago. This burning campaign is meant to narrrow down the acceptable even further. When you read the list, and see that it only mentions bibles and religious books and even gospel music, remember, they only read bibles and religious books and listen to religious music, this campaign is about getting rid of the unacceptable bibles, religious books, and religious music, all the rest was already off the table.

These people are determined to return to illiteracy, and its probably this particular ‘pastor” and his messianic complex, he doesn’t even want them reading the works of rival Christtards.

Satan has a bible?

Can I get it on the Kindle?

@Promnight: These people are determined to return to illiteracy

Will history (assuming there is one) look back on our era as the Age of Endarkenment?

Mo’ T was a socialist whore & a papist. Anything about her needs to be immolated. Liz Cheney & Phyllis Schlafly are for the truly faithful.

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