Oompa Loofahs
Sarah Palin’s Facebook ghostwriter wishes Magaret Thatcher a happy 84th birthday today. Which is 79 fingers more than The Great O’Reilly Loofah Lawsuit, celebrating its fifth anniversary.
Today’s pop quiz: Palin, Thatcher, or O’Reilly?
vibrators, phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies, a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken
Trick question: All three!
O’Reilly Falafel Suit Turns Five [Smoking Gun]
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thanks for that mental image
Hey! I like Falafels and Shwarmas.
O’Reiltard got the sponge mixed up with the things he buys at the cafeteria and fucks in the Fox News men’s room.
The GOP/conservative sex scandals of today are lame compared to the true giants.
@blogenfreude: You just know there is a necrofilia scandal out there in wingtard land waiting to explode. Gingrich, given his depthless evil, is probably into dead, decomposed children.
@blogenfreude: Où sont les scandales d’autrefois?
O, Cocktober, how I miss thee.
@blogenfreude: How the mighty have fallen.
@FlyingChainSaw: Perhaps the ravished bodies are buried in the Falklands Islas Malvinas. Under Maggie’s taxidermified penis.
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