No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
Hobbled by ethics problems stress fractures in both feet, ass-wagging sensation Tom DeLay is withdrawing from Dancing with the Stars. And since everyone’s been nice to us, we’re withdrawing our threat to post the close-up shot from his first appearance, pixelated here to protect your vision.
However, we didn’t promise not to mess with your head, so we’ll leave you with Tom’s advice for healing what ails ya: “I’ve got a bone stimulator machine that I put on them.”
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R/e the photo: to paraphrase Seth Gecko (From Dusk Till Dawn):
“Let me tell you what a bone stimulator machine IS NOT!”
Apologies to those unfortunate few that *do* find that ass stimulating… :)
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