Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Continuing Presidential Fashion Day, let’s go to correspondent Andy McCarthy at the Corner…
Derb, I’ve noticed that President Obama frequently forgoes the necktie — lately, even in public appearances. That reminded me — I have no idea why — that the Iranian regime has shunned the necktie ever since Khomeini pronounced it a symbol of Western decadence. I’ve always assumed that’s why Michael Ledeen is often pictured wearing a big, bold tie — you know, as a signal to the other conspirators.
Well, it’s an improvement over Hitler comparisons, we guess. And as Think Progress observes, previous Conspirator-in-Chief Dubya also proclaimed his hatred of America in plain sight.
If these tards bitched about Barry’s policies (and it’s not like there’s nothing to bitch about) then I might consider these thinking people who I happen to disagree with, but if he’s getting pissy about Barry’s fastball (same dud) and his ties then what we have here is a Major League Dipshit only worthy to be made fun of.
And of course, everyone at Town Hall knows that Shelly Oh’s mama is a witch practicing santeria in the White House
@SanFranLefty:
She made it worse by complaining about all the mocking to the editrix of Brand W. I think that cutting my hands and dipping them into shark infested waters is much smarter than what she did.
Epic Intertubes fail.
Granmamma Obama only sacrifices free-range chickens, so it’s cool, at least with the Whole Foods-set.
Maybe she runs an exorcism business outta a trailer on the South Lawn.
FSM knows she’ll never run outta clients in DC.
@Original Andrew: Except now the Whole Foods set is boycotting Whole Paycheck over the remarks made by their idiotic libertarian anti-union CEO. Why it is suddenly a revelation to liberals that the owner of WF is an asshole is beyond me, but then again I pay attention to things and I lived in Austin and didn’t buy into the WF hype. (I was an H-E-B Central Market kinda gal).
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