Didn’t he learn when he got the shit kicked out him in ’06?

(Newser Summary) – The list of Republican presidential hopefuls just keeps getting longer. Former Sen. Rick Santorum will make the first of several scheduled trips to Iowa in October, reports Politico. The conservative Santorum, of course, isn’t explicitly calling it a scouting trip for 2012, but he acknowledged he wants a bigger role in the party. “Your voice becomes more amplified when you go to a place like Iowa or New Hampshire,” he said.

“This is an opportunity for me to go out and talk about things I think we need to be doing to turn this country in the right direction.”


Dan Savage and his readers rejoice. Let the messy ass-fucking begin!

Hopefully, the people in Iowa and NH will take a shit on his face before he has a chance to open his mouth.

@FlyingChainSaw: Only if there’s some splooge mixed with the shit on his face.

ADD: Watching last night’s Stewart/Colbert episodes (yes I’m lame and go to bed before they air) – is it just me or is every tea-bagging protester an obese 67 year old white man? Shouldn’t we encourage them to get worked up about socialist Negro Barry Obama bringing together death panels to decide which babies to kill and white virgins to fuck? The heart attacks would come that much sooner, and if these folks don’t have health insurance, well, the EMTs will let them all die at the curb.

That picture never fails to satisfy. I finally identified that 1000-yd stare on Jr’s face: Manson’s mug shot.

@Mistress Cynica: OMG, you’re right. The resemblance is uncanny.

As for the Splooge, I hope he runs. It will be months of unintentional hilarity and assfucking wordplay for bloggers all across the nation.

What a fugly family. Genes need some bleach.

He is notoriously stupid as a box of rocks, and crazy as a shithouse rat. Keeps a picture of his dead fetus-child on his desk.

The girl in front? Do you think she is praying for her dad to explode into a million pieces and for her to be rescued by an A Team of normal people?

@FlyingChainSaw: She’s still wearing her costume for her role in a Dickens theatrical of some kind, Oliver or A Christmas Carol, I suppose.

@Promnight: She will be wearing the ragged remains of it over her over OshKosh coveralls when she introduces dad to her bulldyke lover and hockey team captain, Trixy, in 2015.

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