Orlygasm

She’s totally reputable, absolewdly.

Also, real mane or wig?

… and I can’t believe Lewd Obbs is pestorking this weirdo.

(edited my on-purpose typo to reflect CNN’s white racist anchorbaby)

Wig.

Jeebus, she’s like a five-year-old.

I think it was Jon Stewart who called her “the missing Gabor Sister.”

Lawyer, real estate agent, and dentist. Jack of all trades, master (or competent) of none.

Colbert skewered this woman perfectly last week and she was, of course, oblivious to the fact she was being taken for a loop.

Wig, totally. Also: how can anyone listen to two people talking over each other like that?

@moeman:

Lou has to take what he can get, apparently.

The birth registration process – as any – can be gamed and public records repositories are open to be abused, the latest example being new forms of crime that involve falsifying records at a registries of deeds for short-turn-around forms of third party mortgage fraud. To make her case, however, she needs to produce either the documents used to report the birth and/or interrogate the indexes used to make the records. She can’t. She knows that. The reporters know that and any conversation in that regard would conclude absolutely nothing. It doesn’t make the MSM media look good by letting her state what seems like a reasonable thesis to people who don’t know the legal details related to rights of citizenship (why would Mrs Obama need to pay for immigration filing for the kid who enjoys droit du sange citizenship) and then brow beat her while she tries to answer. To the snakehandlers this is PROOF that the reporters are on the Kenyan’s payroll. Better they should have stuck to the bogus birth certificate and had real fun with that.

@FlyingChainSaw:

Except that any deviation from what she considered “fair” would create the whining and tantrum. She got like that at the hint of a suggestion that the anchors were about to doubt her. She was brow-beating herself.

There is no Orly, only Zul.

@Tommmcatt Floats: True, though they were at some points just talking right over her. This could be an untenable interview situation. Could be one of those situations where it may be even more hilarious to agree with everything the nutcase says and egg them on to ever more demented levels of speculation and specious claims. Like her claim, on Colbert’s show, that Obama’s SSN is really from Connecticut and was issued for someone who would have to be 150 years old. “Can you tell us more about that Orly?”

Do I believe this or not?

@FlyingChainSaw: I actually wish Shuster had let her gab, then swooped in for the kill: How did Obama’s Friday Mombasa birth get fudged in time for Hawaii’s Monday reporting deadline?

It’s not that the contemporary newspaper announcements prove the point in themselves — it’s that the procedure behind those announcements offers an impossibly small window for the kind of fraud being suggested to happen.

@blogenfreude: Denied by Mouthpiece over the weekend. But like the suspicions of criminal investigation, we’ll know for certain sooner or later.

@FlyingChainSaw: that’s what I mean. Colbert’s approach was 100 times more effective. You let these people hang themselves by their own petards. I understand the need to aggressively debunk, but sometimes it’s better just to let the stupid flow.

@Signal to Noise: Precisely. And Shuster isn’t aggressively debunking — he’s just shouting over her, not understanding the background to his own question.

But hey, I just like the rhythm of it. The obscure reference in the post is to Steve Reich’s “Come Out,” where he loops and phase-shifts a soundbite until something much more interesting emerges. The short online clip provides only the slightest hint how it works.

Is that a pajama top she’s wearing, or is she in the chorus of Grease?

Hey Doc Orly, update the pic already;

http://orlytaitzesq.com/

Also, here’s a cool eye test;

http://www.OrlyTaitzEsq.com/blog1/

The Taintz has tainted the intertubes.

Also not computing how a bunch of dumbass wingnuts can believe a white Russian nutter in a bad wig with a Natasha (“Keel Moose and Squirrel”) accent over a brown guy with a perfect US America Chitown/midwest accent.

@Mistress Cynica: Amen sister, and what the HAYELL is going on with the eye makeup?

TJ: Stinque Sport Update: Latest from the Scrabble wars – DodgerBlue 439, SFL 391.

Why is she in Tel Aiv? Fear of arrest?

@SanFranLefty: Her look, thats classic Russian Prostitute, upscale hotel bar beat, I give her 15 minutes before security escorts her out, and when they do, she performs exactly the same outraged act. I think I have seen her on Craigslist. “Classy, sophisticated woman to make you look good at the most high class social events, gr33k, $200 extra.

@Promnight: Maybe she was the person in a mask who shot up the ghey bar in Tel Aviv. Now I want to send baked on a Stinque-coverage mission to stalk this woman around Israel.

@SanFranLefty: I was in the Zone.

@SanFranLefty: a gay bar in Israel got shot up? I’ve been out of the news cycle for a few days. WTF?

@SanFranLefty: I’d pay to see that confrontation.

@Dodgerblue: Two dead, 15 injured. It actually wasn’t a gay bar, it was a community center for LGBTQ youth, which makes it worse.
http://forward.com/articles/111339/

@Promnight: baked would win on the first punch.

@SanFranLefty: @Promnight:
hehehe…now that’s entertainment! (orly, not the shooting)
she’s in tel aviv because–and you heard it first from me–israeli’s hate obama. i’m on the case, i haven’t punched anyone in the face this week yet…i’ll look forward to it.

lefty, i want to have another go at you on the scrabble board, let me know.
my great aunt that just died would have handed you your head in scrabble at age 94, i’m obligated to have at ya again! and i miss you!
(indulge me: story about my recently lost aunt: at 82 she decided to take up bridge and called the local bridge club. they told her she was too old for such a mentally complicated game. she told them, and i quote, please take your cards and fuck yourself with them. she learned of course and was unbeatable at age 94) when you saw her on my facebook and commented she has the same gleam in the eyes as me, was the best compliment i have ever had. thank you. i have always aspired to be just like her. noisy, profane, contrary, and brilliant. and violent when called for.

@Mistress Cynica:
i couldn’t stop sneezing from the polyester. you should see some of the get ups i see around here, horrifying. i think her pajama top and eyemake-up fit her personality perfectly–total carazee.

Who is that vision of loveliness with Shuster? I had noticed her before on some of the clips I d/l from C&L, but never saw her working it like this clip.

Rhawwrr. Smart AND hot. Daddy likes. Must find cheesecake photos…

@moeman:

That second link is flagged by google as suspicious:

Of the 18 pages we tested on the site over the past 90 days, 9 page(s) resulted in malicious software being downloaded and installed without user consent. The last time Google visited this site was on 2009-08-03, and the last time suspicious content was found on this site was on 2009-08-03.

Malicious software includes 16 scripting exploit(s). Successful infection resulted in an average of 2 new process(es) on the target machine.

Everyone needs to watch their security, these infections seem pretty serious. If you use windows, of course.

@baked: “i have always aspired to be just like her. noisy, profane, contrary, and brilliant. and violent when called for.”

Can you put that on her headstone? I can’t think of a higher honor.