They’re Going to Need a Bigger Bus

Perp walk:

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Video not showing up for me. Was it, maybe, a stream?

@Serolf Divad: For once I can see it here at work, so I don’t know what to say. Here is where I found it.

And nobody could have predicted this from a Florida neurosurgeon.

There’s a studio intern somewhere in Los Angeles right now, pausing on each perp and writing up casting possibilities.

Streaming video here once the event starts.

Oh for the love of god, they had Dwek, leaned on him, and got him to set up an undercover scam, in which he approached prominent members of the syrian jewish community and tried to buy a fucking kidney.

Fucking feds created the crime. jesus. Fuckwads.

@Prommie: Just when Illinoize was threatening to permanently dethrone Jersey as the most corrupt state in the land. Nice comeback!

TJ/ In international news, North Korea likens Cankles to a schoolgirl, or a pensioner gone shopping.

Hey, leave our Hilbot3000 alone!

@blogenfreude: And nobody could have predicted this from a Florida neurosurgeon. I’ve got one nerve left, and he’s standing on it.

/cymbal

@Nabisco:
Tough talk from the nation of the littlest dick-tatorship. Doesn’t his son need to go to Disney world or something?

Geez, I’m defending the Hillsbot?

Nabisco: This picture of Hillbot totally snubbing the North Korean delegate? She should have brought an “oh no you didn’t (choreographed snapping)” into the equation.

Diplomacy, bitchez! North America in the house!

@chicago bureau: I know I’m not supposed to get all fashiony, but that’s a really pretty color on her.

@SanFranLefty: Nice color, poor fit. She shouldn’t wear linen-y jackets. She needs something more constructed, especially if she’s going to keep the jackets buttoned all the time.

@Jamie Sommers: You have to be very thin to pull off a linen suit because of the way it quickly bulks up. A well cut silk suit with a little lycra or other supporty-material would be better.

I don’t like the matchy-matchy shirt underneath, however. Monochrome head to toe is never good.

@blogenfreude:

Geez, could they BE any more predictable? If I have to look at vile racism, couldn’t it at least be a bit creative?

@SanFranLefty: @Jamie Sommers: @Mistress Cynica: The North Koreans must agree, that’s why they dissed her with the “pensioner going shopping” remark. *whispers*: They must be reading our comments

@ManchuCandidate: Isn’t it socially pretty risky to take on an adjuma like that? A professor had me speak to one of her graduate studies classes then gave me a lift home, and after she made three white knuckle U-turns and countless unannounced lane changes, she smiled at me and shrugged her shoulders and said ‘what can they do to me, I’m adjuma‘.

@Nabisco: @SanFranLefty: @Jamie Sommers: @Mistress Cynica:

I’m actually kind of fascinated by the North Korea ascetic, which we got a glimpse of when Diane Sawyer did her report over there. Kinda of a 1950s-early 1960s vibe, but faded somehow. It reminded me of the clothing styles you’d see in old Godzilla movies, but with that same “oxidizing film reel” coloration. It was like they couldn’t afford strong dye…except, of course, for the uniforms.

I just got into the office. There is corruption in New Jersey?

@Nabisco:
Only ’cause she’s white and US American. Korean, no way. Uh, reverse racism!!!

@Dodgerblue: Shocking, isn’t it? Though the sales of kidneys do give it extra style points.

@SanFranLefty: Tom Wolfe and Col. Sanders want words with you.

@Nabisco:

/off topic/

Found a rock song you may love:

Standing in the Way of Control by the Gossip.

They’re American–Searcy, AR now based in Olympia, WA, and are a huge hit in jolly ole’ England.

@SanFranLefty: The matchy-matchy material on the blouse is especially egregious in her case because she needs to draw the eye upwards and away from the hips. A simple blouse in a contrasting color would do that nicely. So would some cleavage but thanks to Robin Givhan, we’ll never see that again.

@Tommmcatt Floats: They are not permitted to outshine Dear Leader and that’s a tough thing to do when 98% of the population can pull it off just by brushing their hair.

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