Maru Has Moved
The Birthers, the C-Streeters, the health insurance industry – can you sense my outrage fatigue? So have fun watching Maru while I curl up under my desk in the fetal position.
That cat needs an endorsement deal.
I’ve spent time rolling around in a trash can.
Maru is genius. First time I’ve laughed in 2 days.
@Mistress Cynica: Glad I could help.
So has the Taco Bell chihuahua died?
@redmanlaw: First Billy Mays, now this … who is left to sell us stuff??!!
I like how Maru reenacts the Fargo woodchipper scene.
@nojo:
THERE you are! Where have you been lately, dude?
Look at the Ahhhnold video I just posted. He’s losing it.
Does Maru have an agent?
Who among us hasn’t ended upside down in a trashcan at one time or another?
Or passed out, limbs splayed, underneath a cardboard box?
Maru is us.
@Tommmcatt Floats: Busy busy busy. Tonight’s “business meeting” turned into a five-hour drinking adventure among high rollers who know Steve Wynn personally.
And that’s what I love about Southern California.
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