The ATM of the Beast

Satan's S&L promises to repay all bailout funds.Title: “Cashless: Bible Prophecy, Economic Chaos, and the Future Financial Order”

Author: Mark Hitchcock

Rank: 9,278

Blurb: “According to Mark Hitchcock, author of several bestselling prophecy books and a trusted expert in this field, what is happening in the world today is consistent with prophecy written in Revelation 13, which predicts a one-world economy under the rule of the Antichrist.”

Review: None. So let’s enjoy more blurb: “Will there be a one-world economy in the end times? What is the mark of the beast? Does modern technology relate to the mark? How does the absence of cash prime things for the Antichrist?”

Customers Also Bought: “Catastrophe,” by Dick Morris

Footnote: Well, if you insist on being literal about it: “And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.” Or do we get to choose which verses to swallow whole?

Cashless [Amazon]

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I cannot believe the ranking. There really is no hope for the future of this country.

I’m very pessimistic about the prospects for dealing with global warming. Is your place in SF up on a hill?

@SanFranLefty: Even worse: The book was in the 6,000s the first time I noticed it.

I never thought I’d see the day when I’d wish that there were more people who could not read.

@lynnlightfoot: Technically, it’s not “reading” when you move your lips.

@Dodgerblue: Yep, and we’re also not on fill or clay so we should get through the next Big One okay.

First it was UPC codes. Next it’s the ATM. Will it be the internet for the holy trinity?

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