Don’t Say We Never Cared
Ladies and gentlemen, the candidate for the 3rd Congressional District of New Mexico.
My New Husband Doesn’t Like the War Either pt. 5 [Boozhy, July 2007]
This looks like change we can believe in.
I miss Stormy … and where the hell is my signed copy of her book?
I guess Homofascist can crash at RedMan’s while doing some GOTV work…
@blogenfreude: Stormy/Kokesh 2012?
OMFG. That is pure heaven right there.
Remember that my candidate in this race killed any shot he had with this blast on now-Rep. Ben Ray Lujan (D-NM3): “I want to know how you can stand up for the people of New Mexico if you can’t stand up to your mom and dad about your lifestyle.”
http://www.santafenewmexican.com/SantaFeNorthernNM/Congress-Folo-52008
Lujan trotted out the beard over the course of the campaign (a blonde Anglo, of course), but she’s nowhere to be seen now. No one cared, really, but I guess Lujan’s handlers thought that the gay might have peeled off some conservative Dems, although not voting for the son of the Speaker of the NM House of Representatives would have been even more unthinkable. This place lives by “don’t ask, don’t tell.” Mrs RML’s cousin was shocked to hear that her aunt was a lesbian, although she shared her life and home with another woman for 40 years.
@homofascist: Insert obvious hubba-hubba gay joke here. Huh, I said “insert.”
(gasp! ahhhhhhhgggggllllhhhhhh)
Too bad he’s severely Paultarded and all, but I’d hit that so hard the NHTSA would rate the impact.
Oh, sure, back for that…
Too hairy for me! NEXT!
@Tommmcatt doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene: Here’s someone of the smoother shaved persuasion but not as hawt as the Paultard.
My favorite thing on his website? “Lt. Governor André Bauer drives Electric Wheego Whip” – driving the whip, is that what they call teh buttseks down in Charleston?
@Tommmcatt doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene:
Hey if there’s grass on the field, that just means it’s time to play ball.
Speaking of teh gheyz, I nominate Pennsyltucky State Senator John Eichelberger (R-Closet) who announced that “We allow gays to exist” as Douchebag of the Day.
@Original Andrew: Speaking of which… I get a Sport vibe. I’m thinking he throws balls at stuff and goes ‘Whoot!!’ and jumps around.
As for hot. I’m thinking you people have never actually worked in musical theatre.
@SanFranLefty: Sorry. That must go to my beloved Sally.
Definitely not hawt.
Must you hurt me like that?
I have, actually. Nothing compares as far as hotness goes, however, to the NYC Ballet soloist whose virginity I took…
@Sally Kerns: Sally was yesterday’s douchebag.
@SanFranLefty: My bad. It’s so hard to keep up. (As the bishop said to the actress.)
@Tommmcatt doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene: There you go.
Dammit I keep trying to comment but then have to scroll back up to look at the picture again. It must be something about how low his belt is riding or those… hold on, BRB
Oh, and thanks for the man candy Nojo! Good find.
@drinkyclown: 3 minutes. Not bad.
@homofascist: What can I say I’m umm… focused. Tunnel vision almost!
@redmanlaw: Its kinda weird that the deep south values pigfuckers seem so much more likely to elect the homersekshul politicians. As I have heard said, for one thing, its that the baptist jeebus lovers are gay-blind, no gaydar at all, and the other thing is that the upper class southern country club set, well, they all look gay, the ashley wilkes thing, khaki and pastel polo shirts, pastel pink or yellow button downs. It gets blurred, down there, and they are so backward, that the term “confirmed bachelor” does not even raise their antennae.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Morning in America IMPALE!
¡ANDREW! • Morning in America If only there were a way to block Prezinazi AntiChrist's sinister, fugly face.
KAREN MARIE MIGHT BE PEEKING JUST A LITTLE • Morning in America Oh, hey, kids - long time no see! I am delighted to see you all still kicking it.
¡ANDREW! • Joe the Plumber Foils Our Prediction of Resorting to Online Porn @nojo: When bad things happen to bad people, and they get what they deserve.
NOJO • Joe the Plumber Foils Our Prediction of Resorting to Online Porn And now he’s dead. At 49. Of pancreatic cancer. Which he couldn’t afford, so he set up a…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Morning in America DISMEMBER!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Morning in America The Orange Grinch who stole an Election (and Top Secrets)
NOJO • Morning in America Needs a Dragnet narrator.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • IF TRUMP APEARS IN A PENITENTIARY, THE INMATES WILL DISMEMBER HIM WITHIN MINUTES! PIECE OF SHIT, TRUMP! DIE! DIE! DIE!
¡ANDREW! • IF TRUMP APEARS IN A PENITENTIARY, THE INMATES WILL DISMEMBER HIM WITHIN MINUTES! That’s a manifesto I definitely endorse ; )