The Antichrist Will Be Fabulous

The usual hate preach:

But will the Antichrist be a homosexual? Having seen what the Bible says of sodomy, we have no further to look than the book of Daniel, chapter 11 to find our answer. It says, “Neither shall he [Antichrist] regard… the desire of women….”

Why do we bother? Only because it’s a column from the Wasilla newspaper.

Will the Antichrist be a homosexual? [Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman, via Sully]
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“But as the study of Bible prophecy includes verbiage as to the behavior of the one called “that Wicked” by Paul in II Thessalonians, it is not only a legitimate question to ask, but also one to answer.”

Well put! That totally makes all kinds of sense and I now completely subscribe to your revolutionary theory of what now? Oh the bible well that’s… pertinent?

If the Antichrist ever shows up, who it fucks (or how) will be the least of our problems.

@drinkyclown: Fear not! Thy rod and shield shall comfort thee all the days of thy life.

Perhaps one more than the other.

@SanFranLefty: Ugh. A lout with a gun. What next? Sport?

@SanFranLefty: And just to revive OA’s classic from an earlier thread:

“Put me in a room with Levi Johnston and there’d be more banging than a screen door in a hurricane.”

@homo limeyensis: I think the pic of Levi cuddling his baby whilst shirtless is quite touching.

And fucking hot.

The one with him in an obviously Dolce & Gabbana “hunting jacket”, rifle cocked and ready to fire, is fucking hot as well.

Rock on, Levi. Your stubble alone qualifies you for male modeldom.

@nojo:

Me + Levi + Motel 6 = Asteroid Impact.

(Sorry, OA, you’ve got competition.)

@SanFranLefty: And thank you. I can appreciate Stormy’s bewbies and auto-graphic porn almost as much as anyone, but Stinque has been sadly bereft of man-candy lately.

Hmm. . . I thought Bono was the Antichrist. Some of you may remember that Michael J. Fox is the evil anti-Elvis.

@homo limeyensis: For those of you scoring at home, and for those of you who are alone, Levi is packing a Thompson/Center Encore Pro muzzleloader rifle with a camo stock, probably in .50 cal.. Considered to be one of the better muzzleloaders for big game out to 100 yards, it’s topped with a scope that adds about $200 to the rifle’s current market price of about $550 (gunbroker.com). While some here covet our neighbor’s ass, I’ll take the rifle.

@Pedonator: Don’t forget I got you guys the Danish sniper team offering mutual support to each other in a shooting competition.

I’m switching from olives to a lemon twist for my summer martinis as of tonight.

@redmanlaw: I will be frantically clicking on the Stinque archive links trying to find that because, sadly, I missed. Frantic clicking is for research purposes, of course.

Anyway, you get props for homoerotic references to Guys with Guns.

@Pedonator: Dude, here you go (scroll down). Looks like Blondie has a Big 50 (probably a Barrett) between his legs.

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2009/05/11/sniper-world-cup-09/

@redmanlaw: While some here covet our neighbor’s ass, I’ll take the rifle.

OK, I just got that. Yes, I’m a bit slow. Kudos to you RML. Though I’d take the ass and/or the “rifle”.

@Pedonator: I think it can now be stated for the record that Levi Johnston has one of the better muzzleloaders.

@nojo: You know, the breechloader represented the next step in arms development . . .

@Pedonator: Though slumming it with white trash can be fun … uhm… in this case? Nein danke.

@Pedonator:

Competition? I’m all for tag teaming.

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