Superfly Steele Strikes Again

He then added: “I’d hit that, y’all!”

In his prepared remarks, Mr. Steele also gave what he called a “shout out” to his “brown sistah” and offered to “bump fists” should they ever find themselves together “at the club”. Mr. Steele also stated that Judge Sotomayor “would look real hot” were she to straighten and lighten her hair and recommended that she “act real dignified like the Queen – Queen Latifah” in the course of the upcoming conformation hearings.

@redmanlaw: How long before Steele is lapping at Rush’s asshole again?

See, with two women on the Supreme Court, now everyone is going to be expecting them to sexy it up a little. Not you, Scalia, put the robe back on!

@drinkyclown: That will be in the “Nailin’ Palin” spinoff “May it Please the Court”.

@Dodgerblue: And what the hell, we’ll throw that scene in, too. Broaden the appeal of the product.

@drinkyclown: Every opinion is thinly disguised sexytime between Scalia and Thomas.

@nojo: Slammin and Rammin.

I had him gone by June 1st. Now that doesn’t seem likely. He’ll have to make a lot of true statements over the weekend if he’s going to make the deadline.

TBogg: Mormonism: Scientology without the celebrities.

Constitutional scholar G. Gordon Liddy cuts to the chase:

Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when she’s menstruating or something, or just before she’s going to menstruate. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then.

Probably a ten-percent Republican electorate, the rate they’re going.

@nojo: From the well-known “she’s got the rag on” theory of jurisprudence.

@blogenfreude: Without Michael Steele, the Washington Generals would be all-white again.

@nojo: I think the GOP just lost any hope that Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins, or Kay Bailey Hutchinson will vote for a filibuster. Because, you know, us Vagina-Americans get so hysterical and irrational.

I luv luv luv what Arianna Huffington had to say about the GOP. Basically, they know they’re in shitter with women and every other group outside of straight white males, yet they just can’t help themselves!

“The GOP attack dogs have an electoral shotgun in their mouth — and they’re addicted to the taste of gunmetal.”

C’mon, Rush, pull the trigger!

Karl Rove changes Scalito’s bio.

Someone really needs to come up with a Steele Doomsday Clock like the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, seeing how close he comes to getting kicked out or instigating the equivalent of nucular war within the GOP. Or whatever.

@blogenfreude:

But, but, but… what about Donnie and Marie?!

@rptrcub: I say he’s out the afternoon of Friday July 3.

@Serolf Divad: Lots of famous Mormons, it seems.

http://www.famousmormons.net/

@Dodgerblue:

PLEASE DON’T!

You are taking all of the fun out of that act for me.

@blogenfreude: Looks like Newt is two for two on Resigning Women — calling for Nancy to step down, and now calling on Sonia to withdraw her nomination.

@redmanlaw:
Billy Barty?

@redmanlaw: Almost everyone who is dead and famous has been made a nunc-pro-tunc mormon, too.

@Dodgerblue: AKA “Riding the Cotton Pony” jurisprudence.

“I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”

– Mr. Garrison, South Park

@Serolf Divad: Donnie and Marie are minor annoyances, not major celebrities.

@Prommie: My mom and two of my four brothers are/were Mormons. Both brothers went on missions, one to Tokyo and the other to Guadalajara. Only one brother and his family in Utah are still practicing. The rest of us are died in the wool old school Pueblo Indian religion practitioners (my dad is at least like a Cardinal in the old ways) with a veneer of Catholicism. In fact, one of the things that attracted me to Mrs RML way back when was her devotion to her faith.

@Prommie: She’s in her early 50s? Where are the “menopause Mafia” jokes?

@nojo: Ha ha! [Insert withering Sugarbaker retort here.]

@Original Andrew: Wasn’t that Robert Downey Jr.’s line?

@Jamie Sommers:

Sho ’nuff.