We Make Videos v.2

marriageIf you haven’t seen JNOV’s thought-provoking video, watch it.  And now, some of the comments left on YouTube by a particularly energetic  commenter:

brandonperrybrand (1 day ago) 

Gays should never get rights as a married couple because there has to be a man AND a woman present to make up a marriage. Read the book of Genesis. It tells how the men in soddom and gomorrah became inflamed with passion for each other. THAT”S WHY GOD DESTROYED THEM!

brandonperrybrand (1 day ago) 

Sexual orientation IS NOT an immutable characteristic. There is a reason men have a penis….because it fits in a womans vagina! Its not made to go where your bowels are excreted. Stop fooling yourself! Sexual orientation is a decision you make on your own. So maybe your not so manly and you like lifetime movies. That doesn’t make you a woman, it just makes you sensitive!

brandonperrybrand (1 day ago) 

Why Homosexuality, Once Rooted, Is Extremely Difficult to Extirpate

In 1814, Sir John David Michaelis wrote his four-volume Commentaries on the Law of Moses. In it he explains why sodomy is considered the worst of all vices in a society and that a nation which once embraces it is most likely not to escape from its powerful, consuming grasp.

“If we reflect on the dreadful consequences of sodomy to a state, and on the extent to which this abominable vice may be secretly carried on and spread, we cannot, on the principles of sound policy, consider the punishment as too severe. For if it once begins to prevail, not only will boys be easily corrupted by adults, but also by other boys; nor will it ever cease;

more especially as it must thus soon lose all its shamefulness and infamy and become fashionable and the national taste; and then . . . national weakness, for which all remedies are ineffectual, most inevitably follow; not perhaps in the very first generation, but certainly in the course of the third or fourth.”


Dude! Are you still quoting that guy? Chill, man. You guys have latched on (what appears to me) to be some obscure German dude writing *outside* his field who lived in a Church State. I’ll say it again: We do not live in a church state AKA theocracy. That’s how the Framers wanted it, and that’s how it is.

Christians – telling you who you can and can’t fuck since 1 AD!


Heh. He is a piece of work. I’m not so sure he’s Mormon — he sounds more fundie Xtian to me. And YouTube has crapped out on me and won’t let me leave comments on my video. WTF? But, yeah. Brandonperrybrand. Yeah.

That whole idea of national weakness because of da Ghey does not compute in history. Since it is US America Memorial Day weekend…

Da Ghey really worked out poorly for Spartans, the most feared troops of the Greek City States and probably the gheyest army on record. Or flamingly failed to turn the Royal Navy (rum, sodomy and the lash) into the most powerful navy in the world for 2 centuries. Or a ghey Prussian, Fred Von Steuben, who made the girls, er, troops at Valley Forge into a combat force instead of a bunch of disorganized yahoos, who beat the Brits. All that sassy combat discipline and those fabulous military drills.

There’s dumb and then there’s the fundie dumb.

@JNOV: Fixed. Has your crazy Mormon been there? Send him the link if not.

@ManchuCandidate: The Greek civilization didn’t work out so well either.

Young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, ’cause you’re in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there’s a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

@blogenfreude: Cool beans. Naw, he’s been bugging me on other videos where I call out his BFF, Mormonanswerman (MAM). He called me a stalker; I told him he licks MAM’s ass. Helllloooo, kindergarten! The Mormons have been incredibly silent, but they really don’t dig confrontation, and they also like to see themselves as a “peculiar people” who are persecuted. AND they are not supposed to watch or read anti-Mormon stuff. So if the word got out that I’ve made this anti video (and having http://www.exmormon.com at the end is enough to make it anti), then they won’t watch it. Or they will watch it on the sly and not comment. They have their own forums, though. It might be getting criticized there. I’ll look around.

@JNOV: Hey speaking of the gheyz, thought you (and RML and Jamie) would be interested in the story of the Coquille tribe in Oregon that now has same-sex marriage.

brandonperrybrand? Somebody coming after teh gheyz is named brandonperry? Project much, eh? Seriously: that name sounds like it is attached to a guy who is USDA certfied, Good Housekeeping sealed, UL approved no-doubt-about-it closeted sparkly flaming [SHOT CLOCK BUZZER]

@chicago bureau: Have some more:

brandonperrybrand (6 hours ago)
And no I didn’t take the quote off of a website. I Wrote paper after paper in college on the subject of sodomy and homosexuality. It was Quoted from Barton, p.6-7. Don’t think I don’t know about discrimination. All through college because of my papers I was ganged up on every day because of my MORALS. It’s a good thing I’m a big guy and know how to fight or I wouldn’t have made it through a day.

To which I replied:

BethCA66 (5 hours ago)
brandonperrybrand’s MORALS: Assault, battery, discrimination and murder are A-OK!

Why didn’t you just go to Bob Jones to be with like-minded individuals?

JNOV: Problem — I’m going to guess that he liked beer in college. A lot. Bob Jones doesn’t. Fixed.

Then we’ve got this gem:

brandonperrybrand (6 hours ago)
Enlightment and the constitution mean nothing to me. They won’t get me to heaven. An I do have an education…MBA from Oklahoma State University.

And then I did something kind of shitty:

BethCA66 (5 hours ago)
Uh…really? You’re bragging about Price? With a 67.9% employment rate? Even before the economy tanked? Your Price MBA makes you an intellectual? Don’t get me wrong; I know brilliant people who aren’t educated and dumbasses who ostensibly are. You fall in the latter group.

Then I said some nice stuff, and now I can’t comment at all. Pfft.

JNOV: He’s bitching and moaning about getting run up the ghey pride flagpole by dirty liberal commies at Oklahoma State? He’s a certified jackass, then. Q.E.D.

@ManchuCandidate: Let us not forget Alexander the Great, conqueror of the known world.

@JNOV: If he got beat up for his “morals” at a conservative place like OK State, the Puritans would have found annoyingly priggish.
@chicago bureau: Yes, methinks Brandon doth protest too much. Wonder if he learned the meaning of the word “latent” at OSU.

@chicago bureau: Oral Roberts U. is just down the road from OSU if he’s finding the Stillwater pinkos too oppressive and politically correct.

So maybe your not so manly and you like lifetime movies. That doesn’t make you a woman, it just makes you sensitive!

Sounds like someone’s embarrassed by the fact that he’s not so manly and somehow winds up on Lifetime every time he’s bored and flipping through channels “just to see what’s on.”

@Serolf Divad: I judge him not only because he’s a raging homophobe, but also because he brags about his M.B.A. and is ignorant of basic grammar and capitalization conventions.

@SanFranLefty: I thought Dilbert did a pretty thorough job on MBAs this week. I printed each strip and gave them all to the thirty-something Fox News quoting MBA who sits about 10 feet from me at work.

“enlightenment won’t get him to heaven”
he’s gay AND delusional.
i see two wetsuits and a dildo in his future.

@baked: Please be right about this. Another Gary Aldridge? I never thought I would see it … as you know, he’s the ne plus ultra of religious right hypocrisy. If I could live to see another Gary, I could die happy.

Thanks so much to those who sent postcards, we are posting them on our bulletin board.

Stephan stopped by for lunch today. I have met few people so, well, nice, and I was so happy he stopped by and so encouraged, yes, truly, by his encouragement and kind words about the place and the food.

Its been slow. I wish I had as many customers as I have had job applicants. But several local businesspeople have warned me that Memorial Day weekend isn’t really the start of the season, that only happens when the schools close in mid-june.

I can’t wait to get back there tomorrow, thats a good sign.

@chicago bureau: I’m going to guess that he liked beer in college.

Honest to gosh, I thought that said “bear”.

I confess, brandonperrybrand and I have become inflamed with passion for each other. Because we live in a veritable soddom.

However, we have a problem because I have never excreted my bowels. This presents a dilemma for brandonperrybrand.

I fully deserve to be put in the stocks on the village square, for once brandonperrybrand penetrated my delicate, lifetime-movie-watching rosebud with his manly tumescence, he could not escape from my powerful, consuming grasp.

Of course, I’m not sure how brandonperrybrand and I will be able to pass on our national weakness to the course of the third or fourth generation, but we are determined, we will find The Way.

We will go back to college together, as dorm-mates, and write paper after paper on the subject of sodomy and homosexuality, in between body-building sessions that ensure our ability to fight off and smite all attempts upon our manlihoods. Our MORALS will be impeccable unstoppable.

Read the book of Genesis.

19:32. Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

19:33. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father: and he perceived not when she lay down, or when she

Damn. Pages are stuck together.

@Promnight: It will take a wee bit for your public to know your greatness. Chin up lad, you’re gonna win!

@nojo: I’ve just about exhausted my considerable hoard of pornographic literature.

So would you suggest Genesis as a good one-handed read?

@Pedonator: I was watching Religulous tonight — awful movie — and among the many intercut clips there were a few seconds from a children’s cartoon version of Genesis.

I’d have to post a screenshot to do it justice, but cartoon Adam (his cartoon junk obscured by cartoon shrubbery) is holding up his cartoon rib. Cut to a full-frame closeup of the rib, showing Adam’s hand stroking it.

Ralph Bakshi couldn’t have done it better.

@nojo: You want a terrible movie? “Wanted” w/Angelina Jolie. What a stupid piece of shit. Maybe they thought they couldn’t stick to the story in the graphic novel, which was an ugly brutal revenge fantasy of a powerless person not suitable for just about anyone, but it would have been a much better movie. Star rating = black hole.

“Terminator Salvation”: Kinda head scratchy, kinda unsatisfying. I caught myself thinking that they have to get from A to B, but what is the point? Implausibilities abound even for a Terminator movie, huge plot twist fizzles like a day old party balloon, and you are left thinking of how this thing fits in with the rest of the T movies. New Mexico looks great, though.

Fun fact for “John Adams” fans: My man Kirk Ellis has just turned in his script for “1776” based on the David McCollough book. He said Tom Hanks likes it and HBO only had a few notes on it. Saw him at a Native art thing preview the other night when Mrs RML dragged me out to make the scene.

@nojo: The one thing I liked about Religulous was that it accurately portrayed my fundie experience. Maher is a self-important douche, but he made one point that made an impression on me: atheists should not remain silent. I’ve been slowly coming out as an atheist, and that’s a big deal when you’ve got the family I have. So that was useful. The rest of the movie was meh. Somewhat entertaining, but too much Maher yapping away.

ADD: There was a bomb threat at the theater, so we had to relinquish our cell phones and get wanded by a cop.

Did I tell you guys that the video made Democratic Underground? :-D

@redmanlaw: Oh dear god, please no Tom Hanks as Jefferson. Please.

@Mistress Cynica: Tom Hanks is the executive producer. They signed Mickey Rourke for Jefferson when he was hot after “The wrestler”. Rosario Dawson will be Sally Hemings.

And it’s on FB’s The Gay Civil Rights Movement’s wall, but I put it there, so I don’t know if that counts.

a helpful tip when realizing you are a heathen like me, i call again on george carlin.
“if there actually is a god, he’s a TOTAL fuck up!!!”

@baked: Indeed! How are things in the Land of Milk and Honey?

Someone from democrat.com viewed my video, but it seems to be a bogus website. I can’t figure out how they got from there to YouTube. O_o

And now brandonperrybrand has sent me a video of The Passion of Christ saying, “This is suffering.” I’m not going to post it until that glitch that prevents me from commenting is fixed.

Damn brandonperrybrand is really good. It’s all clear to me. Yeah the penis goes in the vagina. OK, my gay gone.

@AARPrick: Gay, be gone! Get thee behind me Satan! Here’s a quote for you (In response to brandon…):

BetterABleedingHeart (1 day ago)
A penis fits in an anus too, and stimulates the prostate gland causing immense pleasure. Did god design it that way? Hmmmmm…..

@Pedonator: Read The Song of Solomon, it is, quite literally, pornographic, it is believed to be the remnant of an early sex-oriented worship, the liturgy for a ritual in which the worshippers had sex with the temple prostitutes, something like that. Numerous descriptions of oral sex in beautiful language.

@Mistress Cynica: That pain in your hip is from me pulling your leg.

If you are excreting your bowels, I think you may have bigger problems than other people’s sex lives.

@JNOV: And now brandonperrybrand has sent me a video of The Passion of Christ saying, “This is suffering.”

I haven’t seen the movie, but I’m sure many would agree.

@JNOV: A pirated video? “Thou shalt not steal” doesn’t apply to intellectual property? Joke’s really going to be on Brandon when, after denying his true nature and never having a satisfying sex life on earth, he goes to hell for stealing a video of Passion of Christ.

@Mistress Cynica: Right? We had an email exchange, and I told him to go ahead an repost his video, but he didn’t. He seems to have fallen off the face of the map for now.

Oh, and the video is now embedded in The Gaytheist Agenda: http://gaytheistagenda.lavenderliberal.com/

From what I hear, a man’s penis fits nicely into another man’s ass.

It also fits into women’s asses, which is the reason why so many jeebus-fearing gals can still claim to be virgins.

I’m just saying.

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