Douchebag of the Day
SFL wrote this post for me (for which I thank her), because I am busy being slowly driven mad by my contemporaries. But enough of that.
Is it the rarefied air of entitlement that leads to the children of politicians to be even more of a douchebag than their office-holding parent?
Exhibit 1 (obviously): George W. Bush
But now I present to you a young chap with a great future of douchebaggery ahead of him:
You may remember him as that fat little kid climbing all over 9ud11 during his mayoral inauguration speech.
But now he’s been bitch-slapped by a judge who apparently loves Caddyshack, in a failed attempt to be reinstated on the Duke University golf team:
In a lawsuit filed last year, Andrew Giuliani, 23, claimed that the North Carolina school breached a contract when it dropped him from the golf team in early-2008. The school (and coach Orrin Daniel Vincent III) countered by saying that Giuliani was bounced for a variety of boorish acts, including assaulting a teammate, defying coaches, and violating “both the rules and the spirit of the game of golf.” In an opinion issued yesterday, Magistrate Judge Wallace W. Dixon sided with Duke in its bid for a judgment against Giuliani.
Young Andy will soon be joining Giuliani Partners and running for the New York Legislature, no doubt.