Don’t Confuse Me With Your Science

Our grandchildren are gonna be soooo pissed at us.Title: Deb & Seby’s Real Deal on Global Warming

Author: Al Sonja Schmidt

Rank: 520,655

Blurb: “In and out of the classroom children are bombarded with graphic images of earth’s destruction and drowning polar bears due to global warming. They worry that we must all fix the problem FAST! Or they worry that it’s already too late and we’re all DOOMED! But is man-made global warming really settled science, or the last environmental scare? Deb and Seby’s Real Deal on Global Warming is a contemporary, fun and entertaining book for children (ages 11 and up) and adults who want to learn more about the other side of global warming without big scientific words!”

Review: “London was hit by its first October snow since 1922.”

About the Author: Schmidt is also a “conservative comedian,” which must be a crowded field, what with all the Republicans in Congress. Typical laff line: “Global warming alarmists remind me of cannibals. Can you imagine global warming vegans? No meals for 30 years.”

Customers Also Bought: “From Crayons to Condoms: The Ugly Truth About America’s Public Schools”

Footnote: Another winner from the Team Sarah bookshelf. The book’s official website explains what you’ll find inside: “Who’s telling us all this scary global warming stuff and why?” “How have ‘X-treme Greenie Meanies’ been the boss of us!” “How livestock ‘poots’ out more greenhouse gases than humans!” And our favorite: “Earth was hotter before and it was never destroyed!”

Deb & Seby’s Real Deal on Global Warming [Amazon]

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Yeah, those greenie billionaires and their get-rich-quick enviro schemes always beating down on cash poor down trodden caring about the environment EXXON folks.

Or appreciating uber douche T. Boone Pickens’ “prevent global warming” plan to build a pipeline to steal Great Lakes water for Tejas (not as much of a threat now since he lost a sizeable chunk in the “Great Shitpile.”)

Maybe it’s about time we consider chronic cognitive dissonance a serious handicap?

These people sound as moronic as the proponents of “intelligent falling” do.

Middle English weder, from Old English; akin to Old High German wetar weather, Old Church Slavic vetrŭ wind
before 12th century

1: the state of the atmosphere with respect to heat or cold, wetness or dryness, calm or storm, clearness or cloudiness2: state or vicissitude of life or fortune3: disagreeable atmospheric conditions: as a: rain, storm b: cold air with dampness.

Middle English climat, from Middle French, from Late Latin climat-, clima, from Greek klimat-, klima inclination, latitude, climate, from klinein to lean — more at lean
14th century

1: a region of the earth having specified climatic conditions2 a: the average course or condition of the weather at a place usually over a period of years as exhibited by temperature, wind velocity, and precipitation b: the prevailing set of conditions (as of temperature and humidity) indoors 3: the prevailing influence or environmental conditions characterizing a group or period : atmosphere

Maybe one day the stupid fucks will learn the difference.

TJ/Don’t hate me, but you must see this:

I haven’t been to Jez since Moe got canned from Gawker, so I will share this Crap Video From a Dude with you. And here’s an excellent critique of his oeuvre:

and this update:

Makes “Baba Booey” Gary Dellabate’s infamous tape seem dignified.

That dude has serious issues.

When I’ve been dumped, I’ve wondered why but I usually figure it out (usually me.) I prefer the clean break anyway.

@ManchuCandidate: Right! I was over at Cracked reading their forum, and one of the mods there created a video response to this weirdness. Then Ben and his minions started threatening the Cracked guy with lawsuits, deportation, jail (cuz he’s a turrust), whatever.

Then it came out that Ben is probably an actor trying to win a role as Captain America. ::SNORT:: He’s been spamming the world with this video, ostensibly to reach Loren and raise $ for cancer research, but I bet he’s really just looking for a job. Loren may never have existed, in that case, PHEW, cuz he’s one nutty fellow.

Why can’t he suck a dick/fuck the producer/be the director’s drug dealer like other actors? I can sort of respect all that, but not Spam.

@SanFranLefty: Right? And he’s such a liar. This Captain America video came out a month before his stalkerrific doushtastic one did. Notice the clips he uses:

Drinkyclown mentioned this on FB, but I wanted to share it here too, as long as we’re talking about destroying the Earth:

How to destroy the Earth (and not just kill all humans).

@JNOV: Manchu could probably back me up on this, but I don’t think that there’s a Cap movie in the works.

Oops: There is a Captain America movie coming out in 2011. I should read my Wizard magazines more closely.

@redmanlaw: Yeah, that was in the back of my mind. Marvel set up its own studio so it could raid the catalog — and thus the festering character tie-ins.

@JNOV: It was well-covered in that discussion board, but the first thing I noticed were the camera movements, which seemed extraordinary for a “self-filmed” video.

But Cracked? Really? Shit, that was a lame Mad wannabe back in my day. Even CarToons had better cred among the junior high cognoscenti.


All Ben’s kahray-zee stalker issues aside, I’d hit that till my pelvis broke.

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