Don’t Confuse Me With Your Science

Yeah, those greenie billionaires and their get-rich-quick enviro schemes always beating down on cash poor down trodden caring about the environment EXXON folks.

Or appreciating uber douche T. Boone Pickens’ “prevent global warming” plan to build a pipeline to steal Great Lakes water for Tejas (not as much of a threat now since he lost a sizeable chunk in the “Great Shitpile.”)

Maybe it’s about time we consider chronic cognitive dissonance a serious handicap?

These people sound as moronic as the proponents of “intelligent falling” do.

weath·er
Pronunciation:
ˈwe-thər
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English weder, from Old English; akin to Old High German wetar weather, Old Church Slavic vetrŭ wind
Date:
before 12th century

1: the state of the atmosphere with respect to heat or cold, wetness or dryness, calm or storm, clearness or cloudiness2: state or vicissitude of life or fortune3: disagreeable atmospheric conditions: as a: rain, storm b: cold air with dampness.

cli·mate
Pronunciation:
ˈklī-mət
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English climat, from Middle French, from Late Latin climat-, clima, from Greek klimat-, klima inclination, latitude, climate, from klinein to lean — more at lean
Date:
14th century

1: a region of the earth having specified climatic conditions2 a: the average course or condition of the weather at a place usually over a period of years as exhibited by temperature, wind velocity, and precipitation b: the prevailing set of conditions (as of temperature and humidity) indoors 3: the prevailing influence or environmental conditions characterizing a group or period : atmosphere

Maybe one day the stupid fucks will learn the difference.

TJ/Don’t hate me, but you must see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y&feature=player_embedded

I haven’t been to Jez since Moe got canned from Gawker, so I will share this Crap Video From a Dude with you. And here’s an excellent critique of his oeuvre: http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com/2009/05/love-story-plfm-doesnt-think-so.html?showComment=1241617560000

and this update: http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com/2009/05/love-story-update.html

@JNOV:
Makes “Baba Booey” Gary Dellabate’s infamous tape seem dignified.

That dude has serious issues.

When I’ve been dumped, I’ve wondered why but I usually figure it out (usually me.) I prefer the clean break anyway.

@ManchuCandidate: Right! I was over at Cracked reading their forum, and one of the mods there created a video response to this weirdness. Then Ben and his minions started threatening the Cracked guy with lawsuits, deportation, jail (cuz he’s a turrust), whatever.

Then it came out that Ben is probably an actor trying to win a role as Captain America. ::SNORT:: He’s been spamming the world with this video, ostensibly to reach Loren and raise $ for cancer research, but I bet he’s really just looking for a job. Loren may never have existed, in that case, PHEW, cuz he’s one nutty fellow.

@JNOV:
Why can’t he suck a dick/fuck the producer/be the director’s drug dealer like other actors? I can sort of respect all that, but not Spam.

@JNOV: Two words: restraining order.

@SanFranLefty: Right? And he’s such a liar. This Captain America video came out a month before his stalkerrific doushtastic one did. Notice the clips he uses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWDyoO42qIw

a refreshing pause of sanity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw

Drinkyclown mentioned this on FB, but I wanted to share it here too, as long as we’re talking about destroying the Earth:

How to destroy the Earth (and not just kill all humans).

@JNOV: Manchu could probably back me up on this, but I don’t think that there’s a Cap movie in the works.

Oops: There is a Captain America movie coming out in 2011. I should read my Wizard magazines more closely.

http://coronacomingattractions.com/movie/captain-america-first-avenger?t=details#plot

@redmanlaw: Yeah, that was in the back of my mind. Marvel set up its own studio so it could raid the catalog — and thus the festering character tie-ins.

@JNOV: It was well-covered in that discussion board, but the first thing I noticed were the camera movements, which seemed extraordinary for a “self-filmed” video.

But Cracked? Really? Shit, that was a lame Mad wannabe back in my day. Even CarToons had better cred among the junior high cognoscenti.

@JNOV:

All Ben’s kahray-zee stalker issues aside, I’d hit that till my pelvis broke.