Let a Thousand Legs Spread
We’re not sure this is what folks have in mind when they think about sex tourism, but China will be entering the market this fall when it opens “Love Land,” a theme park devoted to the horny kid in all of us.
Think animatronic pestorking displays and a waterslide Magic Mound.
Okay, we’re making that up. We think.
But it’s hard not to presume, not when guests are greeted by a “giant revolving model of a woman’s legs and lower torso, clad only in an unflattering crimson thong.” Nor when one of the park’s attractions will be an “oversized replica of a set of genitals.” Might we suggest an Orgasmatron? Or a haunted Notell Hotel? Or a detailed scale model of — yes, we’re going there — Epcock Center?
Fine, fine. But don’t be surprised when Six Flags adopts our brilliant ideas to save itself from bankruptcy.
China to open first sex theme park [Guardian UK]
Update: The park’s been demolished.