Test Your Reading Comprehension!
1. Which state leads the nation in federally subsidized condom manufacturing?
2. How much money will the government save by switching to “cheaper off-shore condoms”?
3. How many nasty insinuations can you make from “Eufaula”?
4. Which of the following does not manufacture condoms: Alatech, Unidus, Qingdao Double Butterfly Group, AIG.
5. Which department of government is responsible for dictating condom-design standards, and how are those standards developed? Does the research involve calipers?
6. Is “condom-industry consultant” the greatest fucking job in the world, or what?
7. If you were a condom-industry consultant, would you name your company PolyTech Synergies, or Smooth Operator?
8. Do you resent your high school guidance counselor for not recommending condom-industry consultant as a career path?
9. Following a successful career as a condom-industry consultant, would you donate a large sum to a major university just to hear the president thank you for your substantial endowment?
10. Complete the following sentence: “Oops there goes another rubber plant.”