Rush Sends 81% of GOP Powerchucking Their Cheetos Into Their Own Driveways
Barking-mad psychofascist hatecaster Rush Limbaugh is so repulsive, so vile and so twisted – literally the spawn of Roseanne Barr and the monster from the movie Alien that emerged from Barr’s asshole after the creature raped her ass in a parking lot in Camden, NJ in 1952 – that some 81% of Republicans wretch themselves to gagging dry heaves even thinking about the guy, according to a recent independent poll by Rasmussen Reports.
According to a Rasmussen Reports telephone poll, fully 81% of self-identified Republicans rejected the notion that immense, brain damaged fucktard and alleged pederast Limbaugh is the leader of the Republican Party.
Democrats, however, understand that Limbaugh is the heart and soul of the GOP: a raging psychopathic neonazi and, when reached by telephone described Limbaugh as:
“Something like a snowman but made completely out of dog barph and rancid chicken shit.”
“Less appealing than a camel smega submarine sandwich.”
“Still angry that his mom fucked him the ass regularly with a strap-on when he was little, just like George W. Bush”
“A seeping boil on the asshole of humanity”
Interesting, though. When you count in the 8% undecideds, well, it appears that only around 1 in 10 Republicans really think fuckface is the uberfuhrer of the GOP. Can the GOP be saved if its members would have the courage of their convictions? Should it?