Dick Cheney Greeting Cards
Mark my words, your marriage won’t last another year.
Your degree is worthless and you’ll be a failure in life.
Enjoy what few days you have remaining before the cancer diagnosis.
The time you waste on naive good cheer would be better spent digging a fallout shelter.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love is a poor substitute for vigilance.
Happy Mother’s Day!
You’re not worthy of me.
Condolences on Your Loss
It should have been you.