2009: The Final Insult

Let’s put him, Cheney and Kissinger in a cage, naked, and see who survives. My money is on Cheney.

Dodgerblue: Be careful. Kissinger’s a biter.

I’m beginning to be very afraid of what Monkeybrains will do before he’s gone. Given his past record do we think he doesn’t have one last fuck you up his sleeve? I may have to self-medicate and go to bed. I have to go to the city tomorrow. They couldn’t be planning an attack, could they? I’d cancel it and stay home but musical theatre trumps everything.

Advance the cause of peace? He sure used a lot of bullets and bombs doing it.

Only 24 hours…. it’s time for Jack Bauer.

THERE’S NO TIME!

DAMMIT!

There is no other option, RomeGirl. Give me those salad tongs. NOW!

[BEEP… BOOP… BEEP… BOOP… BEEP…]

[via SFL]

Irish band singing Obama songs to passengers & reporters on my hopey train to DC!

[via SFL]

My train has a lot of well-dressed elderly black men and women who are making me verklempt and hopey! In Baltimore, FCS’s fave city.

@nojo: Just threw on “Roots” by Sepeltura for housecleaning music. No skiing due to furnace failure. Waiting for Charlie the plumber to call back.

@redmanlaw: Hope he’s not in Gaza with Joe.

Murdering the innocent to advance an ideology is wrong every time, everywhere.

So, you admit you were doing wrong, then, Preznit Bunnypants? Or do you see hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis in some different, Bizarro world light?

@Dodgerblue: Charlie used to be a Mexican rocker back in the day. He came over to work on the kitchen sink one day and stayed for carrot cake and played a few tunes en espanol and some 50s rock for us. If he can’t come today I can wait a day. I’ll build a fire when the temp inside hits 60.

@IanJ: Word.

@redmanlaw: If you have no luck with Charlie I’ll send George. Don’t know how it is where you are but it’s easier (and cheaper) to book time with a brain surgeon than a plumber round about here.

@Benedick: In the summer? No way. They work three days a week. “I’m sorry. He’s up at the lake. He’ll be back on Monday.” Unusual for Charlie to take so long to call back. Even on Christmas he’ll at least call to say he’ll be there the next day.

Hey y’all – I’m in Hope Central. Off for drinks and then will go check out the Native American cleansing/saging ceremony at Dupont Circle to purify DC.

I was getting all verklempt on the train, I tell you. Made friends with a guy from the Irish band. He was asking me where the best Irish bars are in DC.

Funniest thing related by a friend’s boyfriend (he’s very nice Jewish lawyer from SF): “I just keep wanting to hug all the old black ladies I see and tell them Congratulations but I know I shouldn’t hug strangers.” SFL’s friend: “Please don’t hug the old black ladies, honey.”

@SanFranLefty: I hope they brought a truckload of sage. That’s quite a job they’re undertaking.

@Mistress Cynica: They might want to add some garlic and deglaze the pan with chardonnay.

@IanJ: They’re not dead, they’re liberated from oppression.