Not Taking Care Of Business
You want a morning newspaper delivered to your front door? Well la-dee-da, Mr. Carnegie!
[Detroit newspapers (both of them, for the time being) will deliver papers on Thursdays, Fridays and Sundays. Otherwise, you’ll have to go to an honor box or a store in order to get your daily dose of Cathy. AAAACK!]
Yes, yes. The Internets have news quicker and fresher than dead tree media. But still — damn.