And Thus The Lying Begins
Barry, on MTP this morning:
“You know, the days of just pork coming out of Congress as a strategy, those days are over.”
Everyone who honestly believes that, raise your hands. Not all at once.
The only question is whether Black Eagle keep the rush for pork to sub-Wal*Mart levels. I reckon it is fifty-fifty.
(Mind, however, that I’m all for the massage seats on CTA buses and trains. Thanks, American Taxpayer!)
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Is he kidding. Before his term is up, Congressmen will be advertising on the shortwave that they’ve managed to scrounge enough money from donor nations to have cans of pork and beans dropped from UN Peacekeeping helicopters in their districts.
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