Joe the Plumber is Bigger than Jesus, Still
I couldn’t tell you what Sports Pajamas are, but Joe the Slumber Party Guest thinks he’s still a big deal, because he is more of an Important American Celebrity than President Elect whatshisname (it’s something foreign sounding, I think, like Balack Balamawama). Wurzelbacher plans to set up an Internet Web Site -for which job he’s already nailed the wardrobe- that will serve as both a political watchdog and a charity. While I would say that these are not very new niches to be exploiting, none of the existing web sites are attached to the very famous name of Samuel Joe the Plumber; he will obviously make millions off this charity business idea.
I don’t know what they would do with that kind of money, but I know what I will do with that amount. I will give more of the money to various charities for various noble causes because I am a modest and simple-living person and love to spend my fortunes on missionary things.
Yes, these are actual quotes. And yes, Joe the Plumber will now redistribute wealth to missionary things, which is dirty. He is in the tank for Socialist President-Elect Balamalama.
Actually, his reasoning gets quite convoluted here. He claims he is not into redistribution of wealth, because:
“I am talking about redistribution without taking”.
Which makes absolutely zero sense. And, at the same time,
“I would make money to some degree from this charity Web site”
So, he is into redistibution without taking, but still with taking.
[If I were the hackneyed, trite Sarah Palin observing this, I would probably insert something cutesy like, “Say it ain’t so, Joe!” Instead I will just say, “Whhuuuuuuuuuuut?”]