Don’t Cry For Me, Arizona
Holy fuck y’all, Cynica was right – Sarah Palin really is the new Eva Peron! Besides the new yumminess about her wardrobe previously covered by Nojo (again, if homofascist could get a rich Republican asshole to sponsor a shopping trip with little supervision, well, the result would be pretty much the same), there is a new story that she may have been using her feminine wiles to wreak havoc on the campaign. Let’s talk about this latest development of implied slut-i-tude after the jump.
Randy Scheunemann, a senior foreign policy adviser to John McCain, was fired from the Arizona senator’s campaign last week for what one aide called “trashing” the campaign staff, three senior McCain advisers tell CNN.
One of the aides tells CNN that campaign manager Rick Davis fired Scheunemann after determining that he had been in direct contact with journalists spreading “disinformation” about campaign aides, including Nicolle Wallace and other officials.
“He was positioning himself with Palin at the expense of John McCain’s campaign message,” said one of the aides.
Senior campaign officials blame Schuenemann specifically for stories about the way Wallace and chief campaign strategist Steve Schmidt mishandled Palin’s rollout — stories that the campaign says threw them off message in the critical final weeks of the campaign.
Another aide said McCain personally was “very disappointed by Randy,” who worked for McCain for many years in the Senate.
Scheunemann became close with Palin during her debate prep process.
The accompanying photo (above) came with the caption “Scheunemann bonded with Palin during the Alaska governor’s debate prep.”
“Positioning”? “Became close?” “Bonded?” If that isn’t reporter speak for she licked his balls and let him cum on her face to get him to do her dirty work and free her from the bondage of the old man to focus on her 2012 bid, I don’t know what is. Madonna would be proud.
Of course, the best part of that Newsweek article in Nojo’s post is this little nugget:
Palin asked to speak along with McCain at his Arizona concession speech Tuesday night, but campaign strategist Steve Schmidt vetoed the request.
And to think, the orchestra was all warmed up and ready for the music to swell just in time for the sheepish and coy Talibunny to begin “It won’t be easy, you’ll think it’s strange…”
Sources: McCain aide fired for ‘trashing’ staff [Newsweek]