Election Night Team Coverage
This thing working? Yes? Good. And don’t click on Florida too much, or you’ll go blind.
So here we are: The Greatest Night in American History. Maybe. We’ll post any notable developments up here, but otherwise the party’s in the comments. Remember to drink every time Tim Russert gets mentioned on MSNBC.
Breaking news from the HoloStinque…
7:49 pm: Stinque analysts unanimously agree that the CNN hologram sucks.
8 pm: MSNBC calls Pennsylvania for Barry. Can we break out the Cristal yet?
8:31 pm: Kay Hagen beats Elizabeth Dole. Atheists represent!
9:01 pm: Arizona “too close to call.” Enjoy that for a few moments.
9:15 pm: Russert reference on MSNBC! Drink!
9:24 pm: Ohio! Code Blue!
10:56 pm: Virginia turns blue. Minutes away?