McClellatron 3000 Endorses Obama

It’s as if he’s ready to join the reality-based community:

Scotty used to entertain us with mind-boggling lies, but later wrote a book that confirmed what all us dirty fucking hippies knew all along – not only did the emporer have no clothes, he had no clue.


Up is indeed down.

Might as well make the moves on any supermodels I meet tonight and buy lottery tickets ’cause the world is fucked up and I’m gonna take advantage of it!!!

@ManchuCandidate: Ugh, supermodels? I know you can do better than that.

Models are lousy conversationalists (a friend of mine dated one) for the most part.

Okay then, I’ll make the move on any Michelle Obama clones.

@ManchuCandidate: It beats ignorance is strength, war is peace, etc.

@ManchuCandidate: Now you’re talking. Or less-entirely-lesbian Rachel clones you may find stumbling around.

I’ve never known any models, but I get the impression that they’re like actors, but with less upstairs, and even more narcissism. Pass. (You just wait, I’m going to meet the one who breaks the rule, probably tonight.)

@SanFranLefty: She appears to be the only pro on the campaign — she has a long list of credits on

Hey SFL, did you see that the “Yes on 8” gay-haters are now threatening to “out” businesses that oppose it?


Let them. Those fucking people are in for a surprise…it’s not 1956 anymore.

@Dodgerblue: Yeah, I saw that – let them try. The fundies’ attempt to boycott DisneyWorld for having Gay Day didn’t work out so well. And then they tried to boycott American Airlines for providing domestic partner benefits and being an annual sponsor of SF Pride. Didn’t work out. I think a boycott of business giving to the Yes on 8 would have more of an impact in this day and age (at least in Cali).

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