Sarah Palin Quote Generator

“I’m ill about the position that America is in, and whether that is part of the solution or not — that’s paramount.”

“He’s also known as the maverick, should not be rewarded and we must not blink.”

Talibunny telling right-wing talk radio she’s a “regular-Joe-Six-Pack-American” and that ordinary people want “one of their own.”

Idiocracy is closer to becoming a reality than I thought.

@Signal to Noise: Yeah, but if “Ouch My Balls!” was a real show, I’d actually want to watch tv, that shit was funny!

@drinkyclown: Watch Japanese game shows – hysterical even if you can’t understand the language. Go to YouTube and search “human tetris”.

@blogenfreude: Oh man, that is awesome! I’ve seen a few shows like that, in the background at a bar, and been like holy crap what is going on? Japanese tv is teh crazy.

Ad at top now trying to sell me a generator. Who knows … I might need one before it’s all over.

@blogenfreude: My first thought when I saw that ad was, ok, sounds like a good idea, now how much gas should I stockpile hoard and how am I gonna store it in my garage safely?

I was gonna say, a generator doesn’t do you any good if you don’t have gas to run it on. A solar panel or wind turbine would be a far better choice.

@drinkyclown: My son and I love the obstacle course ones. Forgot the names, but they are awesome.

My (fictional) Palin quote: That strategy that has worked in Iraq that these central fronts on the war on terror at a crisis time like this.

@IanJ: >snort<

Once upon a time, we enjoyed something called the International Imitation Hemingway Competition. Now we have the Sarah Palin Quote Generator.

Thank you John McCain.

@jochthsi: No worries. We still have the Bad Sex Award.