Where is the Best of Me?
Guy goes to a doctor. Guy says, “Doc, my dick hurts when I do this!” Doc says, “Don’t do that!”
They both laugh and laugh and laugh.
Guy says, “No, really, Doc, my dick hurts!” Doc says, “Fine, we’ll schedule some surgery, give you an emergency bris.”
Guy goes into surgery, they put him under. Guy wakes up, discovers there’s much less of him than he expected.
“Doc,” the guy says, “what happened to my dick?”
“Sorry about that,” says the Doc. “I freaked out when it wiggled.”