It’s All in Your Head
“You’ve heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession.”
–Phil Gramm
- Somebody else farted in gym class.
- Those weren’t your grandparents wearing blue vests at Wal-Mart.
- When the levees failed in New Orleans, the federal government jumped to the city’s aid, mitigating what could have been an enduring major catastrophe.
- Mark David Chapman missed.
- Hinckley didn’t.
- The lawyer fired back.
- George Lucas was devoured by a pack of wild hyenas before he could begin production of Episode I.
- “Gentlemen, we can’t spy on our own citizens. That would be wrong.”
- Arrested Development begins its sixth season this fall.
- Al Gore won in 2000, followed by eight years of peace and prosperity.
Obama to McCain: We Don’t Need Another Dr. Phil [NYT]
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