Phyllis Diller, 1917-2012


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BobCens
5:20 pm • Monday • August 20, 2012
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Words to live by.
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¡Andrew!
5:41 pm • Monday • August 20, 2012
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“Fellatio is not a city in Italy.”
-Pretty sure it was Phyllis Diller and still one of my all-time faves
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Benedick
6:24 pm • Monday • August 20, 2012
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@¡Andrew!: Fab.
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JNOV
1:58 am • Tuesday • August 21, 2012
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“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
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tomfoolery
6:28 am • Wednesday • August 22, 2012
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Heard this from an old PD interview on NPR driving home yesterday:
“Car insurance is so expensive now. Thank god for group insurance. i hit a group!”
“My advise for all new drivers: never hit the lead car in a funeral procession. i’ve never seen so many angry people! Especially when the coffin popped out – you’d think i killed the person!”
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”