Walmart Pepper-Spray Shopper
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new champion:
[via Gawker]
You gotta give some props to the totally heartless bastards in Charleston, WV:
A man collapsed while doing some Black Friday shopping in a crowded store, and people nearby continued to shop. Witnesses tell WSAZ.com some shoppers walked around and even over the man’s body.
A nurse and an EMT who were shopping tried to give CPR, but he died. And people wonder why I fucking hate this time of year.
@Mistress Cynica: More Cajas de Equis for me!
@redmanlaw: you have to admit that “Walmart Pepper-Spray Shopper” has a delightful ring to it.
@blogenfreude: There’s a Wal-Mart near me that gets hit once every couple of weeks or so for high value electronics, usually computers for some reason. Dudes run the stuff right out the front door into a waiting yellow Trans Am, which then blows out the parking lot north onto the main drag regardless of whether the light is green or not.
My friend who works for Wally’s says that store’s loss prevention sucks. The fleeing Trans-Am has caused at least one major pileup.
@redmanlaw: How many yellow Trans Ams could there be in the state that the people haven’t been caught?
@redmanlaw: Dude. You are seriously being paged, cajoled, and mocked. But I think you know this, right? ;-P
You. Are. Missed.
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Imagine the scene at Williams-Sonoma!
@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: My thought exactly – most Trans Ams have rusted away … oh wait. In NM nothing rusts away.
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