I Am Tiger Woods
Title: “Tiger Traits: 9 Success Secrets You Can Discover From Tiger Woods to Be a Business Champion”
Author: Nate Booth
Rank: 406,315
Blurb: “Tiger Woods’ success in golf (and in life) is not an accident.”
Review: “Nate Booth’s Tiger Traits has a wonderful way of exposing the tiger inside each of us.”
Customers Also Bought: “Training a Tiger: A Father’s Guide to Raising a Winner in Both Golf and Life,” by Earl Woods
Footnote: Tiger Trait #6: “Let Actions Do the Talking.”
Tiger Traits [Amazon]
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Mistress #4 (!) claims Tiger has a one wood in his pants.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/06/mindy-lawton-tiger-woods_n_381573.html
The lesson is that even if you’re a once in a century talented, somewhat intelligent and allegedly well hung young man, is that karma can find you and fuck you up.
@ManchuCandidate: Woods was fond of sleeping with her in numerous locations — from parking lots to the shower to the garage — but the golfer refused to have sex in his bedroom..
Have they no editors?
@ManchuCandidate: Apparently the most remarkable thing about Tiger is that he ever found time to play golf. Creepiest part of that article: citing his love for red lace panties and then revealing that red is his mother’s favorite color. Mind bleach, please!
@ManchuCandidate: I need to apologize for missing a surefire headline: I Am Tiger’s Wood.
@blogenfreude: If he really cared about her, he’d have pestorked her on the roof of a truck trailer in a highway transfer lot.
@Mistress Cynica:
Gaaaaaah!!
But oddly, none of the women he’s banging looks anything like his mom…
@ManchuCandidate: But they all look alike. He definitely has a “type.” Maybe he should try to convince his wife he mistook the women he was screwing for her–“you’re all so interchangeable!”
@Mistress Cynica: Except the mistresses don’t look like his wife – she’s not pneumatic in the lips and boobs the way they are, and she seems capable of properly and tastefully applying makeup. I see a madonna/whore complex going on.
amen to karma brother…i’m waiting on quite a bit of my own.
you know me…you think ratbastard is off the hook? HAH!
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