I Am Tiger Woods

Mistress #4 (!) claims Tiger has a one wood in his pants.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/06/mindy-lawton-tiger-woods_n_381573.html

The lesson is that even if you’re a once in a century talented, somewhat intelligent and allegedly well hung young man, is that karma can find you and fuck you up.

@ManchuCandidate: Woods was fond of sleeping with her in numerous locations — from parking lots to the shower to the garage — but the golfer refused to have sex in his bedroom..

Have they no editors?

@ManchuCandidate: Apparently the most remarkable thing about Tiger is that he ever found time to play golf. Creepiest part of that article: citing his love for red lace panties and then revealing that red is his mother’s favorite color. Mind bleach, please!

@ManchuCandidate: I need to apologize for missing a surefire headline: I Am Tiger’s Wood.

@blogenfreude: If he really cared about her, he’d have pestorked her on the roof of a truck trailer in a highway transfer lot.

@Mistress Cynica:
Gaaaaaah!!

But oddly, none of the women he’s banging looks anything like his mom…

@ManchuCandidate: But they all look alike. He definitely has a “type.” Maybe he should try to convince his wife he mistook the women he was screwing for her–”you’re all so interchangeable!”

@Mistress Cynica: Except the mistresses don’t look like his wife – she’s not pneumatic in the lips and boobs the way they are, and she seems capable of properly and tastefully applying makeup. I see a madonna/whore complex going on.

@ManchuCandidate:

amen to karma brother…i’m waiting on quite a bit of my own.
you know me…you think ratbastard is off the hook? HAH!