President-Elect Barry, along with David Plouffe, whose name always makes me think that he should be a dessert filling, residing between two delicious pieces of angel food cake, won’t leave me alone. I realize there’s this whole, “We got him elected, now the hard part starts. . .” esprit, which is a good thing. However, I will not give Barry any more of my money, at least for a little while. Today’s offering is a coffee cup, which is Black, like coffee, like half of Barack Obama, and like Regis Philbin’s heart (trust me). Purportedly, this money is for the DNC, so it can elect more black socialists two years from now. But I think it’s for some inaugural ball Cristal, which is a drink that stereotypical rich black people drink (stereotypical normal black people drink Colt 45). Anyway, please, Barry, can you refrain from asking me to give you $15 dollars for this admittedly classy coffee mug? Just allow me to enjoy the decrepit American economy in peace, for a little while. [BarackObama.com]
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American expats in Europe, please proceed in an orderly fashion to your nearest ATM – because tonight, drinks are on you!
Bloomberg is reporting what those of us too broke not to worry about such things already know – that the U.S. dollar, sinking like a Boilermaker shotglass for over a year now, has risen at a dizzying rate since early August to a 13-month high of $1.38 to the euro.
This chick says it has nothing to do with America’s economic crisis, but it’s funny how it all seemed to happen at once. Could it be that, like my super-rich friend and a top hedge fund manager, everyone is moving their money to T-Bills? Don’t know, and don’t care – I’M RICH!
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