I’m beginning to think that the most dynamic, persuasive ticket for the 2012 election is going to be a Sarah Palin/ Joe the Plumber partnership. Sam Joe Wurzelbacher the Plumber has all of the electioneering skills of Sarah Palin, beginning with the basics:
Wurzelbacher was doing everything you do on the campaign trail. You know, shaking hands, talking to people, kissing babies, taking pictures. . .
Three of those four things make him more competent than the average voter. Add this to his $250,000 earnings, and that would make him an elitist. However, this shouldn’t hurt him too much, since Joe’s elitism is white elitism, and the bitters typically only fear black people who are better than them (which is why Gary Coleman failed to win the governorship in California).
Anyway, Joe Plumber was on the campaign trail with Sarah Palin in Ohio today. And he showed us he has what it takes to be VP: Read more »
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