Michael Steele drops out of RNC race after four ballots.
Reid Wilson, Hotline: “Steele: ‘And now, I exit stage right.’ Promptly exits stage left.” Well, darn. Wilson issues correction, says Steele did exit right.
Steele endorses Maria Cino. Reince Priebus has been leading all ballots among the 168 delegates.
Fifth ballot: Priebus 67, Cino 40, Anuzis 32, Wagner 28. No word whether Reince Priebus has shown his birth certificate. Clearly it’s a foreign name.
Sixth ballot: Priebus 80, Anuzis 37, Cino 34, Wagner 17. Reince Priebus’s favorite book is The Reagan Diaries. We like the part covering The Senile Years.
And on the Seventh Day Ballot, Reince Priebus is Your New RNC Chairman!
During the RNC debate, Priebus proudly declared that he owns five guns. We’re sending a reporter to the local Walgreens to check on photos.
Bonus Photo: Meet the Priebus!
The Day the Seventies Died: Stuck in the Middle with You? Baker Street? Oh, now you remember.
Gerry Rafferty dies aged 63 [Guardian UK]
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NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
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NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
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