Michael Steele’s RNC Chairmanship, 2009-2011

Michael Steele drops out of RNC race after four ballots.

Reid Wilson, Hotline: “Steele: ‘And now, I exit stage right.’ Promptly exits stage left.” Well, darn. Wilson issues correction, says Steele did exit right.

Steele endorses Maria Cino. Reince Priebus has been leading all ballots among the 168 delegates.

Fifth ballot: Priebus 67, Cino 40, Anuzis 32, Wagner 28. No word whether Reince Priebus has shown his birth certificate. Clearly it’s a foreign name.

Sixth ballot: Priebus 80, Anuzis 37, Cino 34, Wagner 17. Reince Priebus’s favorite book is The Reagan Diaries. We like the part covering The Senile Years.

And on the Seventh Day Ballot, Reince Priebus is Your New RNC Chairman!

During the RNC debate, Priebus proudly declared that he owns five guns. We’re sending a reporter to the local Walgreens to check on photos.

Bonus Photo: Meet the Priebus!

Reince Priebus is from Wisconsin. Pending confirmation, we think that’s him on the left.

37 Comments

I’m eagerly awaiting the soundbites of a dude named “Reince Priebus” hating on “liberal elites”. That, and watching Talibunny mispronounce it. :)

@al2o3cr: It sounds like something you’d name a D&D character…

Pareene said the vice chair has to be the opposite gender of the chair. Which sounds like a liberal commie pinko thing to do.

@Benedick: No worries. Everyone has declared that it’s all about personal responsibility, right?

@Benedick:

Here’s an idea: anyone releasing that picture of Loughner in the g-string to the media gets to share his cell for the next 5 to 10.

@Benedick: Say what, now? Someone summarize for me. I’m trying to avoid pictures of that mugshot.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ:

Before he allegedly went on a mass killing spree Saturday, Jared Lee Loughner had photos of himself developed at a local Walgreens that showed him dressed in a bright red g-string, a Glock 9mm gun next to his naked buttocks, the New York Times reports.

Law enforcement sources told the newspaper that the photos, turned over by Walgreens, showed Loughner holding the gun by his crotch. It is not clear when the photos, presumably shot in a mirror, were taken.

@Benedick:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/meat/8.html

BTW, we’re now getting Goldline ads. One wonders if they’re specifically targeting articles about the RNC election…

@nojo: I’ve been living here too long. The only thing about this that confuses me is why he took it to Walgreens instead of Walmart.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I’m confused that he wasn’t using a digital camera.

@nojo: I just assumed he took the SR card to the store. I guess if he used a film camera or a disposable, he really does belong to the Walmart crowd.

I don’t expect the “winner” to do much better than Rusted Steele on account of any of them not reading and shit.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: You might be right. Everything I do is digital, so I don’t pay attention to print options.

@ManchuCandidate: I don’t think any of us does. I, for one, am lamenting the end of unintentionally hilarious statements and ridiculously cheesy photos like the one above.

Where oh where has my schadenfreude gone? Where oh where can it be?

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: We’ll get started on The New Regime soon as it’s official. Waiting on Ballot #7.

@Benedick: Oh I thought your link was for Taylor Lautner. Shit.

@¡Andrew!: Taylor Lautner: SCANDALOUS!. And some funny comments.

Yo — everything on my page is struckthrough and shit.

My bad. Rushing to get the final update online.

Is it just me or does this Prius fella look like the younger brother of the intern in the first photo?

That photo says “knock me down, take my lunch money”.

The pronunciation I thought I heard on NPR was Rites Priapos.

So they dumped the black guy and went all white-bread and Wisconsiny. Or so they think . . . .

@JNOV: My fav:

The hard part isn’t masturbating to one person’s head on another person’s body; the hard part is keeping them fresh enough so the smell doesn’t make you gag.

@Dodgerblue:

Meanwhile, the RedState crowd has already started up the Hate Machine because they didn’t get the chairman they wanted.

Wait till they find out he clerked with the NAACP in law school and then worked to solicit stimulus funds…

@al2o3cr: NAACP in Los Angeles, hotbed (so to speak) of gay marriage and other affronts to wholesome Republican values.

@al2o3cr: But he owns five guns!! That’s gotta count for something.

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