One of the most aggravating things about the “liberal” media is their claim that “both sides do it” – as if this somehow forgives the insane behaviors of the modern GOP. From David Gregory to David Brooks to Charlie Rose, this mantra is a Villager staple. Here are a few literally false equivalencies for you:
Remember when those Code Pink activists showed up at a Bush rally with semiautomatic weapons?
Remember when Marc Maron called Laura Bush a cunt on Air America?
Remember when that liberal activist blew up a federal building after Bush started the Iraq War?
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“While Christie and Bush might be fine candidates, perhaps the Republicans should consider a more inspired and game-changing pick: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.” [via
“They masquerade their bullshit in the words of Jesus and the all-knowing free market, but it is transparent what motivates them. Not love for their fellow man, not love for their fellow citizen, not love for country- what motivates them is hate for the other.” [Balloon Juice]
“At a town hall in Atlantic, Iowa, Saturday afternoon, Gingrich gave an unusual reason for his
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