Kah-lee-fornication

15,000 plus attend the International Cannabis and Hemp Expo at the Cow Palace [home of many a great Dead show, as Messrs. SFL, baked & Cynica could tell you ad nauseum] in Ess Eff to discuss hydroponics, portable grow-trailers, medical marijuana, and the proposal to raise $2 billion/year by legalizing the green weed by voter initiative.

Around 10,000 attend Orly-free Tax Day Teabagger gathering in Pleasanton at government-owned fairgrounds to hear Carly Fiorina and the Teabagger Rapper bitch about the Socialist Kenyan Mooslem.

Score 1 for the Stoners.

/exhale