Did the Frothy campaign pay FAMiLY (sick) leader one mill clamolions for his personal endorsement? Is the family values yadda-yadda, anti-gay yadda-yadda leader Ermintrude Vander Plotz (not his real name) a pay-for-play-shakedown whore? And did Frothy open wide like preacher at a truck stop glory hole on Saturday night?

Tell us about the home schooled kids, Ricky. Tell us about all the morals and such as. Tell us about INTEGRiTY.

Iowa Conservative Leader Mired in Controversy After Rick Santorum Endorsement [ABC]

“Discussing controversial classroom subjects such as evolution and global warming, Santorum said he has suggested that ‘science should get out of politics’”. [Des Moines Register, via TPM]

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During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its hard-hitting, take-no-holds investigative journalism… oh no, wait, that’s Mother Jones.

During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its in-depth think pieces heavy on substance and light on pic… oh no, wait, that’s The New York Review of Books.

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Today, however, Stinque goes where it smells with a series of stories too shocking to be carried by the LMS or even TPM: stories that will change the way you look at the world.

First up? Stinque discovers the shocking truth behind the Santorum ‘Candidacy’!

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Google responds to Rick Santorum’s request to remove his filthy namesake page from its database:

“Google’s search results are a reflection of the content and information that is available on the web. Users who want content removed from the Internet should contact the webmaster of the page directly,” the spokesperson said. “Once the webmaster takes the page down from the web, it will be removed from Google’s search results through our usual crawling process.”

While we wait for Dan Savage to take a swing at the softest pitch all season, consider Google’s subsequent baldface lie clarification:

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Frothy Mix goes global.

“So the gay community said, ‘He’s comparing gay sex to incest and polygamy, how dare he do this,’ and they have gone out on a, I would argue, jihad against Rick Santorum since then.” [The Hill]