[The Verge]

Not my doing, but nice:

Bill Maher: “If you were a Republican in 2011, and you liked Donald Trump, and then you liked Michele Bachmann, and then you liked Rick Perry, and then you liked Herman Cain, and then you liked Newt Gingrich … you can still hate Mitt Romney, but you can’t say it’s because he’s always changing his mind.”  [NYT]

Our guest columnist needs to pay more attention to bots that visit web pages to create automated emails.

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Born on this day: George Takei, Crispin Glover, Joan Miró, Harold Lloyd, Jessica Lange, John Paul Stevens, Edie Sedgwick, Don Mattingly, Andrew Tobias, Clint Howard, and Andy Serkis. Oh, and Hitler.

White House officials confirm that President Barack Obama will be in San Francisco on 4/20.

Charlie Sheen on show producer Chuck Lorre, Thursday: “I violently hate Chaim Levine. He’s a stupid, stupid little man and a pussy punk that I’d never want to be like.” (Lorre was born Charles Levine. His Hebrew name is Chaim.) Charlie Sheen, Friday: “I was referring to Chuck by his real name, because I wanted to address the man, not the bullshit TV persona.” [TMZ]