/shrugs/
Who is this Paul Miller guy and why should I care?
@ManchuCandidate: He’s a geek blogger for a major tech website pulling a stunt for a book contract, and we’re supposed to care because it challenges all our presumptions about—
Fuck that. He’s just an asshole.
There is no way in hell I could stay off the Internet, cold turkey, universally. It’s how I work both the day gig as a flak and in the freelance job as an arts and entertainment writer, how I stay in touch with people and how I find out what the hell is going on in the world outside of the lamestream media. I did do an experiment in going off of social media for a week, but seriously, fuck this dude.
@rptrcub: Yeah, fuck him. It’s like saying you aren’t going to use zippers for the next year: you could probably do it, but who cares?
Mike Lee might as well have written this. Wait. Did you hear that tree fall?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Gawd, you keep missing the target!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)