A Brief Guide to Current Controversies
Cancel Culture
White people whining about the consequences of being offensive in public.
DC Statehood
White people whining about black people voting.
Voting Integrity
See DC Statehood.
The Filibuster
White people whining about losing unearned power.
Woke Disney World
White people whining about corporate children’s entertainment not being dishonest enough.
Mask Requirements
White people whining about their selfishness being questioned.
Gender-Reveal Explosion
White people whining about somehow not getting enough attention.
Blue Lives Matter
White people whining about restricting the ability of police to kill black people.
Black Captain America
White people not yet whining, but they will be.
Also under “Voting Integrity”.
The following is from a program promoted by the RNC:
“The RNC insisted it was necessary to protect the integrity of the American ballot and against voter fraud.”
The twist? This was in 1964.
plus ca change….
@bruce.desertrat:
The funny part was they weren’t wrong.
But that was before the Dixiecrats became today’s Repugs.
This is the new “Things That White People Like”
@ManchuCandidate: Can we go back to Myron Floren and snapping fingers on the wrong beat?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.