Extradition-Free Vacation Spots

I suggest the sun as a better option than Venus. It eliminates the chance of a return visit.

@karen marie might be peeking just a little: I ruled out the Moon and Mars because we still would like to go both places. Venus sounded nice because the toxic atmosphere would take him within minutes.

Seems most likely he’d be on a one-way trip to Moscow. The propaganda victory for Putin would be unimaginable—a deposed American president fleeing to Russia (!!!) like a common Lukashenko. We’d be finished on the world stage for a generation if we’re not already as a plague state.

Other than that though, what would Putin get out of it? $hitler’s a total moron that only spouts lies and conspiracy theories; the strategic value of his two-scoops “knowledge” is probably zip, and those hundreds of millions he owes the oligarchs aren’t gonna pay themselves.

It’s truly pathetic that this nation’s spiteful, loser neckbeards look at a bullying, lying, hysterical, racist, sexist, train wreck failure like Tr666p and think that he somehow represents manhood. And they believe that women are too emotional to hold office, jeezus.

No wonder the country is circling the drain.

He and his loathsome GOPnazi sycophants are the embodiment of deceitful, phony cowards that aren’t even shit on the shoes of men of integrity.

I’m here for the Mute Button.

@¡Andrew!: I have a Biden Harris bumper sticker. I am afraid to put it on my beater, because I need that POS car. I’m afraid someone will take a baseball bat to it.

I’m waiting for my fly swatter (THAT FLY!), and my “I Paid More Taxes Than Trump” t-shirt. I will wear that shit, because COVID or not, I’ll gladly throw hands in the Walmart.

ETA: Oh! And the White Truck Trump Train drives by on the regular, giant flags in the beds of their trucks. When Trump had The COVID, someone was flying the ensign upside down.

Why is Trump’s voice getting so high and strange?

@FlyingChainSaw: I keep hoping I’ll see his lips moving but won’t hear a sound.

“I don’t want to raise money. If I wanted to raise money, I’d raise money like you’ve never seen.” <– close enough

Hehehe! The Mute button you’re waiting for, yes.

Joe sounds coherent at least.

Burizmagazzi!

@FlyingChainSaw: He’s doing pretty well. I wish I had my “This Is A Big Fucking Deal” shirt.

Now that I know more about Joe’s stutter, and now that I’ve heard the garbage Trump spews, I am A-OK with Joe’s gaffes. I can’t think of anything Biden would accidentally say that could bring us to the brink of nuclear war with North Korea. I can’t think of anything Biden would say that would lower our standing in the world.

I’m confident that with, not despite but with, all of his gaffes and other Joe Stuff, he will elevate our position in eyes the world. We’ll never be where we were, and maybe we didn’t earn our place, but shit will get better.

MUTE HIM

WHAT’S YOUR HEALTHCARE PLAN, TRUMP? Four years and you STILL don’t have one.

LIES about preexisting conditions.

Ha! Win the house! BWAH

Sheesh. Every time I let my dog in, she thinks it’s time to eat.

Joe smoked him to the last second on the ACA question.

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!

@FlyingChainSaw: Yup!

How you doin’? Alright?

BIDENCARE!

Someone tell Trump socialized medicine isn’t the boogeyman anymore.

Ha! He thinks he’s running against something else!

And no shit about Social Security withholding. I can’t opt out because my boss is…Donald Trump!

Fire it up!

@JNOV: It’s nuts here. Business has never been busier and am working up a spin out. Teeth are loose from exhaustion. They running your desk fully remote at the VA?

MUTE HIM!

I love it when Joe laughs.

immmmmmigration.

500+ children’s parents are missing.

Press him, Kristen.

OMG – I’m going to cry.

I remember the record Obama deportations. Horrific.

Oh, we’re back to murdering, raping brown people? Worked for him then. Will it work for him now?

GOOD!?!?

“And you have 525 children who don’t know where their parents are.”

“Good.”

^^ That’s your TV ad right there. Run the hell out of that shit in AZ and FL.

ETA: And PA. Hell – IOWA

Just run that shit. Run that shit.

Is someone holding cue cards for Trump? Where is he looking?

Bring up the Central Park 5

Bingo

How about no private prisons?

I’m the least racist person in this room!

OMG the laptop

Poor Boys. Okay – I’ll learn to deal with that. It just made everything Joe said before that, and it was great, forgettable because my brain went to sandwiches.

Best numbers for the CARBON ADMISSIONS!

@FlyingChainSaw: :-)

I’m watching on a delay, I think. I hope he says Carbon Admissions.

HE SAID IT!

Why don’t they give us bathroom breaks?

Those guys are men of a certain age. If I have to pee, they have to pee.

Saudi Arabia is running out of oil, dumbass.

MARCUS HOOK!

Hey – read, “Toms River”

I think that’s the only debate I’ve ever seen.

Chuck Todd says Trump stopped the bleeding? Todd might be an idiot.

First one I’ve watched end to end.

Trump is demented. The whole free association conspiracy thing is twisted. It’s like late night talk radio on LSD as performed by Liberace affecting a Brooklyn accent.

Appeals Court Says Uber and Lyft Must Treat California Drivers as Employees!!

@FlyingChainSaw: Hey – leave Liberace out of it!