Future Excuses for the Disappearance of the Mueller Report
- The dog ate it.
- The shark ate the dog that ate it.
- Zombie John McCain ate it.
- The Witch Hunt uncovered actual witches who hexed it.
- Lost in a first-round upset.
- Mistakenly sent to a printer in the Russian Embassy.
- You didn’t ask nicely.
- Everybody forgot about it when Trump shot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
- But her emails!!!
- It was really just an index card with NO COLLUSION scribbled on it.
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