Mark Zuckerberg Should Run for President on a Blackmail Platform and Finally Reduce the USA to the Most Debauched Possible State of Wanton Criminality Possible – Why Wait?

You fucking cunts - I fucking own you! VOTE ANARCHO-TOTALITARIAN OR YOUR LIFE IS OVER!

You fucking cunts – I fucking own you! VOTE ANARCHO-TOTALITARIAN OR YOUR LIFE IS OVER!

2020, ZuckFuck gets on TV and tells America, “Vote Zuckfuck for PLENIPOTENTIARY! or the cops and your spouses, bosses and relatives will all know the names of the goats you’re fucking and companies you’re stealing from!”

ZF has figured out how to divine individuals’ votes so no one can hide.

He wins 100 percent of the vote and starts flying around cities shooting people randomly from helicopters with his friends, both of them, until they argue about who gets the coffees and ZF shoots them.

Can it get worse than this?

2 comments:

7:21 pm • Thursday • December 13, 2018

I wish I’d never even heard of any of these fukstix. I’ve been pondering the fact that our nation’s eCONomic and political systems actually cause our worst sociopathic citizens to rise to the top of our society, the evidence being that they seem to be the only ones ever getting ahead.

Also, I’d love to turn my brian off with some celebrity gozzip, but jeezus today’s celebs are so boring.

9:08 pm • Saturday • December 15, 2018

The guy could do anything but his claim to fame is his neighbors are annoyed at the extensions to his house in fucking Menlo or someplace in the Valley. Just another valley asshole.

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