Mark Zuckerberg Should Run for President on a Blackmail Platform and Finally Reduce the USA to the Most Debauched Possible State of Wanton Criminality Possible – Why Wait?
2020, ZuckFuck gets on TV and tells America, “Vote Zuckfuck for PLENIPOTENTIARY! or the cops and your spouses, bosses and relatives will all know the names of the goats you’re fucking and companies you’re stealing from!”
ZF has figured out how to divine individuals’ votes so no one can hide.
He wins 100 percent of the vote and starts flying around cities shooting people randomly from helicopters with his friends, both of them, until they argue about who gets the coffees and ZF shoots them.
Can it get worse than this?