HEALTH INSPECTORS: Mar-a-Lago Is a Ghastly Emetogenic SHITHOLE!
Call It Mar-a-Shithole!
TRUMPLIGULA!’s rancid Florida club for senescent racketeers, gangsters, wannabe society page characters and, of course, rich ASSHOLE!s has again been cited by building inspectors for failure to maintain a hospitality facility that is less-than-lethal.
Last year, The so-called Winter White House of The Bride of Putin was found to be serving rotting food from its alleged restaurant, dishing out heinous ooze that could kill even the hideous ghouls that frequent the repulsive shithouse.
The Miami Herald is reporting today: Mar-a-SHITHOLE! was cited Nov. 8 for two violations deemed high priority: the lack of smoke detectors capable of alerting the hearing impaired through flashing bright lights; and slabs of concrete missing from a staircase, exposing steel rebar that could cause someone to fall.
This is what you get when you drop $200,000 to be a member of the Mar-a-SHITHOLE! club:
Food that will leave you power-chucking to death in the parking lot while illegal aliens who run the place smoke smuggled cigarettes from the Pro Shop and bet on how long it will take you to die.
Sub-standard alarm systems that will leave your deaf relatives to be incinerated while illegal aliens smoke in the parking lot and bet on how long it takes them to suffocate.
Stairs that will send you sprawling unconscious on the landing where your pockets will be rifled by the illegal aliens who work housekeeping at Mar-a-SHITHOLE! and put out their cigarettes on your dead cold face.