HEALTH INSPECTORS: Mar-a-Lago Is a Ghastly Emetogenic SHITHOLE!

Call It Mar-a-Shithole!

On the plus side, anyone who’d pay to stay at Mar-a-Lardass totally has it coming.

And the chocolate cake is rumored to be delicious!

Especially after the hate-crazed illegals who run the place and staff the kitchen are done taking their smoke breaks sitting on the edge of the frosting bowl and snacking on rancid clams and gushing ecstatically into the confection.

Did anyone catch the number of times Jabba’s doctor blinked?

When he got to the 239 lbs part, he was seizing like an epileptic. It clearly meant that there’s a loaded and cocked revolver off-camera aimed directly at his head.

Still no word about the toxic shithole between Prezinazi Grand Wizard’s ears, tho.

I have no idea why the reporters bother showing up and asking coherent questions.

CNN should just hire Rosie O’Donnell to show up and challenge TRUMPLIGULA! to a hard on contest.

239 pounds of Covfefe.

Do ya ‘spose Tdumbp gets the Homeland Security threat reports that list him and his incompetent, criminally insane kleptocracy as one of the greatest threats to our country? It would have his name on it.

@ManchuCandidate: We’re all girthers now.

“What a difference a year makes.
From a POTUS to a POS.
From a class act to a racist asshole.
From a profound man to a profane shithole.
From a self-made man to a trust fund baby bigot.
From the West Wing to the worst wing.
From an organized administration to a chaotic misadministration.
From a First Lady to the first mannequin.
From the GOP to the Government of Putin.
From the cool, suave, fit and trim Obama, to the bloated bigot with a big ass and more matronly hips than my grandmother’s.
What a fat orange mess.”
— Mer Robles @ Politico