James Bond Will Return in “Glowfinger”

“Ow my balls 2.0”

OMG can you imagine if BaRACK HUSSEIN Obama had posed for a photo like that?

Or if uppity Secretary Clinton wore pants while putting her hands on the Orb? (not that they’d let a cootie-filled Vagina-American put her hands on the Saudi Orb)

@SanFranLefty: Trump bowed, Melania skipped the headscarf, and wingnuts will continue to be taken seriously after all this passes.

Kneel before Saud.

@ManchuCandidate: Winner declared.

Second Melania hand-psych sighted in Rome. It would appear the prenup didn’t cover PDA.

@nojo: Rumor has it that they had already negotiated a divorce and were ready to sign the paperwork… and then he won, and Melanoma became the queen locked in the garish, golden cage.

Kerrrist, I hate that I know anything at all about these horrible, trashy sleazebags.

@¡Andrew!: Think of the historians!

@nojo: Tdumbp’s bio is gonna have to be sold in a brown paper bag, especially after the pussy-grabbing and the Ru$$ian piss hookers.

What’s the opposite of inspiring? He’ll be nauseating children and college students for generations.

@¡Andrew!: Speaking of which, I wonder how the schoolbooks are handling Bubba these days?

@nojo: Good question. My history textbooks from 25 years ago ended at the Vietnam War. Hey, whatever happened with that, anyway?

@¡Andrew!: Anthony Bourdain won.

@¡Andrew!: They got the last Ho

Meanwhile, Jeff Sessions lied about Russian contacts on his security clearance, but we can only manage so much treason news at once.

Winner of the Intertubes:

Dress for the job you want. #widow pic.twitter.com/4dC1Q7GAJy

— carla ciccone (@cciccone) May 24, 2017

GODDAMMIT WHEN DO I GET TO POST ANIMATED GIFS AND SHIT, NOJO?

(You knew that was coming.)

@nojo: Right? I’ve lost count of the people we know are under investigation. They should just take Air Force One to Putingrad and be done with it.

In Bruges, May is going to body slam Trump for leaking the Manchester bombing intel.

@JNOV: Forgot all about it. No plans to Zuck up the joint, unless you want prefab posts on your first-comment anniversary.

Hate. You.

Man, I was thinking about baked today. I was thinking about the hurricane and inflatable pool and her ginormous dog running on the beach, and I forgot what kind of dog it was. I wonder what happened to it. I hate it when I forget that I can’t talk to someone – I can’t tell them something funny or ask them a question. I fucking miss her.

AHCA CBO score dropped today as well — which is what Jacobs was asking Bodyslammer about. Seems Bodyslammer was “waiting for the facts” as an earlier dodge.

Not yet clear: Whether the House needs to vote — again — on the AHCA, because the CBO may have undermined their ability to sneak it into the Senate under a 50-vote rule.

Meaning: The Senate has not formally seen the AHCA yet. Not that they care, and their own Health Cabal ain’t getting anywhere, but in the Schoolhouse Rock version, Bill is still sitting on the steps.

@nojo: I was stunned to read that all three of Montana’s leading newspapers had endorsed Giganticasshole. They’ve pulled their endorsements as of this morning, yet how the hell did that happen in the first place???

Are traditional journalists going to wait until they wake up with jumper cables clamped to their genitals before they realize that the RepubliKKKans are going full Nazi?

@¡Andrew!: At least they didn’t wait for him to shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

And no, traditional journalists are not gonna wake up. They’re too far gone Finding The Center and being solicitous of White Trump Voters.

It’s Jared! Yayyyyy!

We already knew (sorta) that Jared was the highly placed Person of Interest, but WaPo now confirms.

@nojo: Yah. I think Dodger was the winner with “maybe they’ll give him his father’s old cell.”

Jared, Jared, Jared.

Oh, Jared.

Omerta, Jared? That’s for wops. Save yourself while you can.

@JNOV: That’s funny/poignant, I was thinking about baked last week, too. There were two doggies, one was a cane corso (Italian Mastiff), and I can’t remember the name for the other breed, that was tall and thin with long legs and long beautiful hair (like her, actually).

Can you imagine the apoplexy re: Trump that she’d unleash? It would rival Chainsaw. I’m trying to remember, but I think she did have some stories about encounters with the short-fingered vulgarian in NYC in the heyday of the ’80s, that she shared with us either here or in the sandbox when the birther conspiracies were flying around.

Damn. Rest in Power, baked. Tonight’s toke is for you.

@¡Andrew!: Some PMILF hot action for you.

@SanFranLefty: Dreamy : )

@SanFranLefty: :) Yes. Once she recovered her password. My baked. So wonderful. Many thanks for Trudeau/Macron.